It's a little more complicated than that.
Mastermind: "Good morning. I'd like to buy enough explosives to sink an American destroyer."
Clerk [filling out form]: "And what will you be using the explosive for?"
Mastermind: "Er...blowing up tree stumps. Yeah, that's it."
Clerk: What tree stumps? We're in the desert.
Mastermind: "Oh...uh...blowing up cactus stumps."
Clerk: "Oh, that's okay then. Here y'go."
Mastermind: "Good morning. I'd like to buy enough explosives to sink an American destroyer."
Clerk [filling out form]: "And what will you be using the explosive for?"
Mastermind: "Er...blowing up tree stumps. Yeah, that's it."
Clerk: What tree stumps? We're in the desert.
Mastermind: "Oh...uh...blowing up cactus stumps."
Clerk: "Oh, that's okay then. Here y'go."
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