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  • new reality TV show idea

    this show would involve 18-20 year old guys living with their parents...

    they start by watching some porn or something on the internet, but with the volume muted... and then they start masturbating (BUT THERE IS NO NUDITY SHOWN ON TV... NOTHING LIKE THAT... KEEP IT CLEAN FOR TV)

    the guys in question have to call their moms into their room... but the mom has to be like on another floor in the house so it takes like 30 seconds to come upstairs (or downstairs if the guy's room is in the basement)...

    now.. the trick is, the guy has to FINISH before his mom comes into the room!

    IF NOT, HE LOSES!!!























    the show will be called DANGER W*NKS




    and there will be a tournament at the end of the season and whoever can get done the fastest without their mom finding out is the CHAMPION
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    Read the thread.
    ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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    • #3
      I knew you were gay.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Asher
        I knew you were gay.
        on the contrary...

        winning this contest would be a symbol of male potency!

        the ability to finish such a task under the pressure of knowing you could be CAUGHT!!!

        THIS IS A REAL EXTREME SPORT

        "anyone can jump out of a plane or jump off a building

        but nobody wants to have their mom walk in on them

        WATCH DANGER W*NKS

        TUESDAY AT 7PM

        ONLY ON NBC"
        To us, it is the BEAST.

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        • #5
          I think this would be a hit in Finland
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #6
            Change basement/bedroom to sauna, and yes.
            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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            • #7
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                Did you know...

                There are 75,300 results for "sauna masturbation finland"
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  To us, it is the BEAST.

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                  • #10
                    Real Finns bring Russian prostitutes to the sauna
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #11
                      this show would involve 18-20 year old guys living with their parents...
                      This alone made me laugh
                      Monkey!!!

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                      • #12
                        Awesome.
                        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                        • #13
                          Did you win?
                          What?

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                          • #14
                            I have a better idea. Let's watch over 65 year olds attempt to understand the new Medicare prescrition program and then force them to choose among 49 different plans!
                            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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                            • #15
                              It's a terrible idea, it is lewd, poor and will make terrible television. I think you're onto a winner
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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