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You mean if a woman hasn't got a child you see her as virgin and/or being frigide?
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Originally posted by Japher
why everyone is attempting to enlighten me.
Because we of the Apolyton are concerned about you.I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!Comment
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I don't give a sh!t about Japher's need for enlightenment.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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nahA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Re: Things I Don't Understand
I am amazed as well.Originally posted by Japher
Those ppl on American Idol who actually think they can sing but can't
I can't sing . I know I can't sing but even I am better than some of those folks that get on there and seem to truly believe they are great. I am even more shocked when they have a whole entourage of people that think they are great
Oh and I know some of the people are just trying to be odd enough to get on TV. I am not talking about the freaks or attention-wh**** who are just trying to be weird enough to be shown. I am mainly talking about the normal looking folks who make a sincere try that is really bad and then truly and sincerely seem crushed to be told it was not goodYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto LuongoComment
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Black box is actually day glo orange.Originally posted by alva
If a blackbox is indeed industructable, why don't they make out of the same material.
"the bigger the smile, the sharper the knife"
"Every now and again, declare peace. it confuses the hell out of your enemies."Comment
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Blackboxes are indestructable in part because theyre so damn heavy. Any plane made out of blackbox material couldn't get off the ground, or probably move at all.meet the new boss, same as the old bossComment
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Re: Things I Don't Understand
Delusions of granduer. They have to go through an initial audition, and they think they get accepted for their "talent".Originally posted by Japher
Those ppl on American Idol who actually think they can sing but can't
Go see "Amelie"Why travelocity uses a gnome as a mascot
When you "take a nap" you don't really "take" one, so its consistantWhy ppl "take" a sheit when they actually leave one
Yell at him. That always works.Why my dad doesn't understand why I can't fax him paper
New ClearHow to pronounce Nuclear
Because we Americanized "Louis" in St but not ville.Even better, why people in Louisville pronounce Louisville "lou-a-ful" but don't pronounce St. Louis "saint lou-a"
...that wasn't so hard, was it?"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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The Starbugs were.Originally posted by alva
If a blackbox is indeed industructable, why don't they make out of the same material.
One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Person A: Did you take a shower today?
Person B: Why, is one missing?"A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin BuberComment
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Originally posted by lord of the mark
Person A: Did you take a shower today?
Person B: Why, is one missing?
hee, hee
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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this should be obvious, you don't have to ruin the joke by explaining why it doesn't work.Originally posted by mrmitchell
Blackboxes are indestructable in part because theyre so damn heavy. Any plane made out of blackbox material couldn't get off the ground, or probably move at all.
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actually, when I had a girlfriend, girls still didn't look at me.Originally posted by alva
If a blackbox is indeed industructable, why don't they make out of the same material.
Why is that girls won't even look at you, until...you have a girlfriend, then suddenly you become the hottest commodity in town?
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