Jack Bauer is becoming the new Chuck Norris, so it was about time:
A few favorites:
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A few favorites:
Every time you maturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not beacuase you masurbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
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Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
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