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  • Canada, and Apolyton, Votes!

    You have been entertained, or bored, by Canada's electoral process for the last two months.

    Now's your chance to have a say!

    No, not to decide the outcome, but only to elect a virtual MP for this rotten bourough also known as Apolyton-Wapaneesh. This riding gets a vote to break ties in the House of Commons if the Speaker of the House can't manage the task. Think of yourselves as the back-ups to the back-up.

    Do you side with Harper and the Conservatives who say that it is time for a change, time to Stand Up for Canada!? Is that a socially conservative bill in your back pocket?

    Do you prefer Martin's Liberals who prefer not to have tanks in the street, who campaign for everything that will get them the odd vote, but deliver on almost none of it?

    Layton and the NDP have a plan. Lend them your vote, just this once, and they will remake the electoral landscape. Actually, they could if they outpoll the Liberals. Just once might be enough.

    Harris and the Greens have an interesting approach. Fiscal responsibility wed with environmental awareness. These guys are polling 6% despite being suppressed by national media.

    Then there is the Bloc Quebecois. Vote this option if you wish to secede from Canada, and gum up the works along the way.

    The Marijuana Party explains itself. Sava thanks you for your vote.

    The Christian Heritage Party wants to put God back on the ballot.

    We actually have two flavours of communist on top of the NDP. There's the plain Jane Communist Party of Canada, and then there are the Marxist-Leninists. They hate each other more than they want to overthrow the rest of us, so we like 'em just fine.

    There you have your choices. Vote!

    Don't be bothered by chit-chat about ridings like Louis St Laraunt, Edmonton Centre, etc, that'll just be background noise.
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