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    Virgin Mary Image Appears After House Fire

    POSTED: 1:31 pm EST January 19, 2006
    UPDATED: 1:39 pm EST January 19, 2006

    An apparent image of the Virgin Mary appeared to a family in the western Maine town of Mexico after a fire destroyed most of their home.

    The Dennis family noticed the gold image after their home located on Burton Street caught fire and nearly burned to the ground.

    Veronica Dennis said she immediately knew that the image was of the Virgin Mary when she entered the home.

    "I entered through the door of the burnt-out room and it hit me right in the face," Dennis said. "Wow, it was amazing. It looked like a shiny gold. It was definitely there for me to see."

    The fire left Dennis and her two daughters without a place to live. However, the image has given the family some faith that everything will be OK, according to the report.

    "It's just a sign saying that we're going be OK," Dennis said. "We're going to get through this and that someone is watching over us."

    The image has created a stir in religious circles and several visitors have already come by to take photos, according to the report.

    "From what I saw, it was more dramatic than I expected," Monsignor Michael Henchal said.

    Dennis planned to cut out the image and post it in her house when it is rebuilt.
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    1.) If God wanted you to know everything was going to be OK, why did he burn your house down in the first place?

    2.) Anyone ever notice that images of the Virgin Mary are not unlike images of, I don't know...stains, burns, chemical reactions, clouds, that sort of thing?

    3.) What happens if 6 months down the line these people are still homeless? Has God betrayed them?

    4.) There's a Mexico in Florida? There's a Maine in Florida? Can't you people come up with your own names?

    THE BLESSED VIRGIN:

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    ^ The Poly equivalent of:
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  • #2
    Looks like the devil to me.
    I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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    • #3
      Re: Another Virgin Mary Appears; or: Why are people so ignorant?

      Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous


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      1.) If God wanted you to know everything was going to be OK, why did he burn your house down in the first place?
      You don't understand Christian theology at all. If you read the Bible, you can clearly see that God is an evil, sadistic sob. Mary swore things would be different for her son, and raised him to be gentle and loving. God, pissed off that his son was such a pansy, actually killed him.

      Now God goes around f*cking up peoples lives and, occasionally, Mary drops by later to apologize for her azzhole husband.

      It's all pretty simple, really, and should sound familiar to anyone who's watched a lot of Jerry Springer.
      "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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      • #4
        Every time I see something like this, I become more convinced that Abbie Hoffman's idea to force every square to take LSD is a fundamentally sound idea.
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #5
          Rufus:

          As far as this goes, people will see what they want to see.

          Obviously, you heathens don't want to see the truth, and that truth is that you're all going to burn in hell.
          B♭3

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          • #6
            Why don't people ever see Norm from Cheers in burns, sandwiches, etc.? Or Seinfeld, Dilbert, Bob Dole...

            Maybe that's something, people only ever see Mary, not anyone else...
            meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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            • #7
              If God wanted you to know everything was going to be OK, why did he burn your house down in the first place?
              Maybe because it wasn't God that created the fire?
              "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
              "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
              Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Bill3000


                Maybe because it wasn't God that created the fire?
                God set everything in motion. He knows everything. He knew that by setting everything in motion, that somehow, a series of events would occur that would lead to that fire. Therefore, God is responsible for the fire.

                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sava


                  God set everything in motion. He knows everything. He knew that by setting everything in motion, that somehow, a series of events would occur that would lead to that fire. Therefore, God is responsible for the fire.

                  I guess that is the paradox of omniscience, which, by the way, is impossible, otherwise the universe would not exist.
                  "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
                  "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
                  Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

                  "is it normal to imaginne dartrh vader and myself in a tjhreee way with some hot chick? i'ts always been my fantasy" - Dis

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                  • #10
                    Here is man trying to explain God. Why would God allow an Airplane with 300 people in it crash? Just maybe he is using that plane to return those people to be at his side.
                    How many times do most of you need to remember that our life on earth is just temp. Our real life will be in the here after and it will have no end. You get it, life for ever with no end.

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                    • #11
                      God: "I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter starter starter starter starter..."
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Joseph
                        Here is man trying to explain God. Why would God allow an Airplane with 300 people in it crash? Just maybe he is using that plane to return those people to be at his side.
                        How many times do most of you need to remember that our life on earth is just temp. Our real life will be in the here after and it will have no end. You get it, life for ever with no end.
                        And this man fails to realize I am a Christian, and in no way trying to "explain" God.

                        I'm just wondering how people can attribute a chemical reaction in a piece of wood to a sign from God. Of course, in this case it is more understandable...it's not like she saw it in a waffle. Basically, why doesn't the Virgin Mary show up wherever death and/or distruction happens to let the grieving and the displaces know its "all gonna be alright"?
                        "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                        ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                        "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Agathon
                          Every time I see something like this, I become more convinced that Abbie Hoffman's idea to force every square to take LSD is a fundamentally sound idea.
                          That would only result in more Virgin Mary sightings.
                          "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                          "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                          2004 Presidential Candidate
                          2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                          • #14
                            Well, if I suddenly see something like that, you bet your butt I'm claiming it's her. Why? So that Golden Palace will buy it from me.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                            • #15
                              ...you're going to sell the Virgin Mary?
                              "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                              ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                              "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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