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    William Shatner Sells Kidney Stone
    Tuesday January 17 5:34 PM ET


    An online casino has a piece of Capt. Kirk.

    Actor William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for $25,000, with the money going to a housing charity, it was announced Tuesday.

    Shatner reached agreement Monday to sell the stone to GoldenPalace.com.

    "This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new low, maybe. How much is a piece of me worth?" he said in a telephone interview.

    GoldenPalace.com is noted for its collection of oddities, which includes a partially eaten cheese sandwich thought to contain the image of the Virgin Mary.

    "This is a bold new addition to our fleet," GoldenPalace.com Chief Executive Officer Richard Rowe said in a statement.

    The money will go to Habitat for Humanity, which builds houses for the needy.

    "This would be the first Habitat for Humanity house built out of stone," joked Darren Julien, president of Los Angeles-based Julien's Auctions, which handled the sale.

    Shatner, who played Kirk on the original "Star Trek" TV show and won the Emmy for his role on "Boston Legal," passed the stone last fall.

    The deal includes the surgical stint and string used to permit passage of the stone, which Shatner said was so large "you'd want to wear it on your finger."

    "If you subjected it to extreme heat, it might turn out to be a diamond," he said.

    Shatner said the idea of selling the stone came up after "Boston Legal" raised $20,000 for Habitat for Humanity. With the money for the stone, Shatner said there is about enough funding to build half a house.

    GoldenPalace.com originally offered $15,000 for the stone but Shatner turned it down, noting that his "Star Trek" tunics have commanded more than $100,000." His counteroffer was accepted.

    This beats the Hell out of the tooth fairy's best deal.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

  • #2
    I.... will.... clone the.... captain!
    Monkey!!!

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    • #3
      But how much for his toupe?
      If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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      • #4
        Shatner wears a toupé???
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #5
          No

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          • #6
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #7
              I wish my kidneys were that good at making money.

              BTW, Boston Legal

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              • #8
                I wish this would have occurred to me when I had my vasectomy.
                "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                2004 Presidential Candidate
                2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                • #9
                  Golden Palace should have shopped for a better deal on Priceline.com. They might not have gotten Shatner's stone, but I'm sure they would have paid a lot less.
                  He's got the Midas touch.
                  But he touched it too much!
                  Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                  • #10


                    I need to find...unusual biological waste products...of overweight has-been overactors...for under 10000$
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #11
                      No one on the air as much as Shatner is a "has-been".
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by KrazyHorse


                        I need to find...unusual biological waste products...of overweight has-been overactors...for under 10000$
                        Denny Crane could pwn you, by merely introducing himself.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by The Mad Monk
                          No one on the air as much as Shatner is a "has-been".
                          On the contrary; I think Shatner is one of the few people who's managed to make a career out of being a has-been...
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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