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Originally posted by Footie Mad
Edge of a knife?
Edge of a knife?
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She and I could be like one of those assassin-couples, hiding booby traps around the house at easter, battling with samurai swords as morning-exercise, setting up sniper positions against mice and tax men etcDISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts. -
Hmm... I'd go for it.Attached FilesI drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!Comment
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"Rekindle those murderous desires then use my awesome power of seduction to get free assasinations"
That scenario didn't come to my mind at all.. nice one
You could have your own house assasin! And it's not like they'll believe the crazy woman when she claims you ordered the hits...
In da butt.
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Originally posted by Unspeakable Horror
Illur is a nice girl 
she hasn´t killed anyone
yet
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Ilur is a girl? I thought illur was gay, and that's why I got the 'I love you' vibes. Well this explains it, it's not a he, it's a she.
With a strap-on. :shakeshead:In da butt.
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oh, pekka i have heard of you and i can say that you are my one true love! you stud! come and play with my glow in the dark strap-on!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Last edited by Illur; January 19, 2006, 09:22.Comment
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This thread isn't a hypothetical, is it?Comment
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I knew it! Women on this board just can't resist me. But it's OK. Only natural. Right now I'm spoken for but if this situation should change at some point.. what I'm saying is, keep those strappies warm and ready!
Gibsie, well of course it is hypothetical. I jsut figured, you know, we got these news every now and then where usually the wife lets cops now she thinks her husband is like a serial killer with massive work. They've been doing it for years and playing normal family life, and at some point when they are both 50 or 60, the wife finds about it and that must be freaky situation. They knew that man for decades.. or did they... Hmhmmhmh... interesting.In da butt.
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aww, pekka
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Yes I do. I wonder if you know what 'leave the lights on' mean. Let's shave our heads, throw few cakes at each other and get kinky, that's my message.
However, serial killers yes mm... weird people, don't you guys think?In da butt.
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My friend woke up in the middle of the night once and his baby-moma was making chopping motions in her sleep on his stomach.
I bet they had some great sex that night.
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