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  • Russians say, Condi Rice is an un fertile strict nanny who should get laid bully

    01/11/2006 17:39
    The US Secretary of State released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children

    Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State, openly criticized the Russian government in connection with the gas conflict with Ukraine. Ms. Rice used quite a trivial technique of psychological pressure, which is mostly practiced in the field of education.

    According to Condoleezza Rice, Russia's actions towards Ukraine did not characterize it as a respectable member of the Group of Eight. The statement from the high-ranking US official sounded like a reprimand from a strict babysitter that was teaching its baby to behave.

    It goes without saying that the largest Eurasian power is not a baby. In addition, the geopolitical system in the world has undergone dramatic changes since the 1990s. The US Secretary of State, however, has seemingly lost the sense of time and reality. Ms. Rice's wish to exercise her political power became a surprise for both the Russian Ministry for Foreign Affairs and proponents of traditional liberal values.

    Ms. Rice's criticism can be explained with the politician's personal peculiarities. Why is Condoleezza Rice so fond of her "strict teacher" role? Is it her technique that she follows to stay in the center of political attention? The leader of the Liberal and Democratic Party of Russia (LDPR), Vladimir Zhirinovsky, expressed his opinion on the matter in an exclusive interview with Pravda.Ru.

    "Condoleezza Rice released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children. She loses her reason because of her late single status. Nature takes it all.

    "Such women are very rough. They are all workaholics, public workaholics. They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: "Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian! What a courageous, tough and strong female she is!

    "This is the only way to satisfy her needs of a female. She derives pleasure from it. If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear. Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.

    "Ms. Rice was always interested in Russia. Now she needs to prove that she does have a certain amount of knowledge about Russia. Her goal number one is to observe USA's interest. If Russia rises, it means that the USA falls down. Europe has united, China is growing speedily and Russia possesses immense power in terms of fuel resources. The US administration cannot do anything about it.

    "The USA experiences the crisis of ideological and moral values. Americans try to talk about positive family values, although the actual state of things is disastrous. That is why they need to protect themselves with such public personas as Condoleezza Rice who gains pleasure from political commotions.

    "The civilized world needs to think about a decision when single politicians are not allowed to stay in power. This was a common practice in the Soviet political system. The matter of international relations is very subtle and exquisite. One single word or phrase may play an extremely important role in politics. This is not the place, where one can sublimate their personal sexual problems.

    "Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.

    "This is really scary. Ms. Rice's personal complexes affect the entire field of international politics. This is an irritating factor for everyone, especially for the East and the Islamic world. When they look at her, they go mad.

    "Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied. On the other hand, she can hardly be satisfied because of her age. This is a complex. She needs to return to her university and teach students there. She could also deal with psychological analysis.

    "The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention. Releasing such stupid remarks gives her the feeling of being fulfilled. This is the only way for her to attract men's attention," Vladimir Zhirinovsky said.

    Yaroslava Krestovskaya


    The US Secretary of State released a coarse anti-Russian statement. This is because she is a single woman who has no children Condoleezza Rice, the US Secr...
    I need a foot massage

  • #2
    "In Lussia, rwoad fork u!"

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    • #3
      grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

      The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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      • #4
        lol - the first time I've ever cracked up at anything coming from Zhirinovski's mouth. What a pair.

        "Vovochka and Condi, up in a tree..."
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        • #5
          nice to see feminism doing so well in russia
          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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          • #6
            all women need to get laid... by me

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            • #7
              /me in best Ruskie voice thick with accent to Conie Rice..You would like to play see the Sickel, No? But better than this would be Russia Missile Attack on American Bunker, if you know what I mean by Bunker Buster, No?

              Tell me, nyet, duz look gut no?

              Qeek, attak so my defense will shoot silo deep into enemy territory, yes?
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              • #8
                when youre an antisemite whose father was Jewish, you become an expert on subconscious motivations, I guess
                "A person cannot approach the divine by reaching beyond the human. To become human, is what this individual person, has been created for.” Martin Buber

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                • #9
                  I think it must be noted again that these are quotes from Zhirinovsky. Very known man in here as well, for his love for us. Like once or twice he has promised to take over in here, if he gets into real power.

                  Needless to say he's a joke. I think the Russians think he's a joke too. Most of them that is.
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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                  • #10
                    Russians say, Condi Rice is an un fertile strict nanny who should get laid bully

                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pekka
                      I think it must be noted again that these are quotes from Zhirinovsky. Very known man in here as well, for his love for us. Like once or twice he has promised to take over in here, if he gets into real power.

                      Needless to say he's a joke. I think the Russians think he's a joke too. Most of them that is.
                      well, if Ming gets elected in Britain, maybe we need a new Moderator
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                      • #12
                        Eh, I believe it was Zhirinovski, who said, that a country, which has a a woman as a Defence Minister, does not deserve it's independence.

                        Was talking about Finland, when Elisabeth Rehn was the DM.

                        I don't hold him in much respect.
                        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                        • #13
                          Yeah he has said lots of positive things about us
                          In da butt.
                          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
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                          • #14
                            Is this the guy?

                            I need a foot massage

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                            • #15
                              Yes.

                              That girl is hot.
                              In da butt.
                              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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