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    If you could be Chuck Norris for a day, what you you do?

    For, I peel onions and cry because it is well known that chuck Norris's tear's can cure cancer.
    Last edited by MasterBob The Elder; January 9, 2006, 22:00.
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  • #2
    Kill myself.
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    • #3
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Have a reverse sex change operation and change my name back to Charlene.

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        • #5
          Take an acting lesson.
          Tecumseh's Village, Home of Fine Civilization Scenarios

          www.tecumseh.150m.com

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          • #6
            Wire a few million dollars to myself, then go pick a fight with Jet Li.
            "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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            • #7
              Stop "Walker, the Texas Ranger" from airing.... anywhere, for good!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Daz
                Stop "Walker, the Texas Ranger" from airing.... anywhere, for good!
                This space is empty... or is it?

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                • #9
                  I'd do Christie Brinkley and change my name to Chuck Walker and change my show's name to Ned Norris the Texas ****er.
                  Monkey!!!

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                  • #10
                    I'd be tempted to pick a fight with the SUPERCITIZEN, but for the gamblers out there - put your money on a draw!
                    Still, it'd be a great workout for us both, and we'd make a fortune from the TV rights.

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                    • #11
                      duke, I like your way of thinking.. I was also going to challenge SC, but I think it might be a draw and I consider the possibility of Chuck winning so I might do something else as Chuck..

                      I'd prolly go to Conan O'Brien show and kick everyone in the face sitting in the audience.
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS CHUCK NORRIS
                        omg CHUCK NORRIS
                        CHUCK NORRIS!!!

                        CHuCK FUCHGING NORRISS

                        ChUcK NoRrIs

                        OMG OMG OMG CHUCK NORRIS
                        meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                        • #13
                          Not to have another match with Joe Davis.

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                          • #14
                            throw a fight and return to my lair a much richer Chuck Norris.

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                            • #15
                              Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

                              Chuck Norris has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

                              Mr. T once fell into a pool of lava. He nearly drowned.

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