Theories pulled out of your azz...

[notyoueither]

It might have been a BBC bit stolen by the NFB, I can't recall, but it was funnier than hell. (I just searched and BBC comes up more than NFB).

The important bit was how many people would believe if it was on the screen, or in print. That's why I 'read' the important points from a book, and nobody said boo.

[Bill3000]

Originally posted by MasterBob The Elder
I theory that a giant radioactive monkey is actually controlling everyone.

1) MasterBob is back?

2) LEAVE THAT GIANT RADIOACTIVE MONKEY SCUM BACK AT CIVFANATICS WHERE IT BELONGS!

[loinburger]

My family (excepting my brother for the most part) would regularly come up with goofy theories and try to fool each other (my brother was always an easy target, and often my parents and I would support each other in our goofy theories so as to better fool him), and I kept up the practice when I moved out. My favorite lie in recent years was when my brother was getting engaged, and I explained the process to a college buddy. "My brother is planning on getting engaged, but he still needs to find the engagement ring. You see, the tradition in our family is that when the eldest male gets married then the youngest female has to bury the engagement ring in the back yard, and the eldest male can't get married until he finds and digs up the ring. This usually isn't very difficult, because he just needs to dig in the place where the ground is disturbed, but this time it's more difficult because my brother lives in California and my parents live in Ohio, so by the time he visited them the grass had already grown back on the spot where my mom had buried the ring, so he spent all weekend digging up the back yard but didn't manage to find the ring yet."

[VetLegion]

There's this incredibly naive buddy of mine whom I've managed to convince that female ticket conducters in trams here recieve French Foreign Legion training.

[Arrian]

My father had my mother convinced for about 10 years that the Brits didn't celebrate Valentine's Day. Since he was from Britain, he then used this to justify ignoring it (bravo!). She was... mildly irritated... when she figured out he was FOS.

Come to think of it, my father has a habit of spouting bull**** for fun - mostly b/c my mom is really gullible.

-Arrian

[MikeH]

Although like halloween we have kind of inherited the American way of celebrating these days.

[Eli]

When I was a kid there was an other, somewhat retarded, kid in the neighborhood whom I used to creatively insult and he used to try and beat me in response.

Well, one day he had me cornered and I was in for an unpleasant treatment. So I invented and told him all about that cool, powerful ghost that protects me from bad stuff and attacks people who try to harm me.
It was a fascinating collection of blatant lies, including made up stories about past events which he witnessed or participated in where this ghost helped me.

He actually believed this story for a few minutes which bought me time to invent new supporting claims, but eventually he came to his senses and started approaching me menacingly.

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At this point a bee bit him near the eye!
So he ran back home, crying and screaming about a ghost running loose in the neighborhood, while I was just standing there trying to figure out what the hell had just happened.

[Saras]

Originally posted by Eli
When I was a kid there was an other, somewhat retarded, kid in the neighborhood whom I used to creatively insult and he used to try and beat me in response.

Well, one day he had me cornered and I was in for an unpleasant treatment. So I invented and told him all about that cool, powerful ghost that protects me from bad stuff and attacks people who try to harm me.
It was a fascinating collection of blatant lies, including made up stories about past events which he witnessed or participated in where this ghost helped me.

He actually believed this story for a few minutes which bought me time to invent new supporting claims, but eventually he came to his senses and started approaching me menacingly.

.
.
.

At this point a bee bit him near the eye!
So he ran back home, crying and screaming about a ghost running loose in the neighborhood, while I was just standing there trying to figure out what the hell had just happened.

[BeBMan]

Pulling theories out of my azz? I thought we have poly debates for that.....

[Kuciwalker]

There's this all-powerful, all-knowing being that created the Earth in its present form 6000 years ago.

[Japher]

all my theories are based on fact
especially;

The Chinese are single handedly responsible for global warming due to the increase mass in that country

[Pekka]

Eli, lovely story, except... bees don't bite!!

[BeBMan]

That's the part he pulled out of his azz

[Eli]

Originally posted by Pekka
Eli, lovely story, except... bees don't bite!!

Really?

[Pekka]

Really. Bees sting.