The ultimate philosophical question of our time

[Chemical Ollie]

2 x MILF

[Richelieu]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
2 x MILF

[Drogue]

Club thread!

Originally posted by VetLegion
Who are they? You can't expect me to keep up-to-date on every American 2nd-rate celebrity.

[C0ckney]

no idea who they are, but i'd love to bend ginger over.

[Combat Ingrid]

The real question is: "Who is hottest: Helga, Yvette or Ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies?"

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Who are they? You can't expect me to keep up-to-date on every American 2nd-rate celebrity.

[Apocalypse]

Ginger's chest isn't realy much better than Mary Ann's. She much more high maintence too....thats why you have to go with Mary Ann.

[Pekka]

The REAL question is, if you had to, I mean you just had to... which one from the Golden Girls?

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Combat Ingrid
The real question is: "Who is hottest: Helga, Yvette or Ze fallen madonna wiz ze big boobies?"

I can't remember the name of the character, but it was the one played by Vicki Michelle.

Aha! Yvette.

[Odin]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Who are they? You can't expect me to keep up-to-date on every American 2nd-rate celebrity.

Characters from the 60's sit-com Gilligan's Island

[Dis]

I vote for the girl who was from my home state. Though she was a northern Nevadan. But I can let that pass.

She was also Miss Nevada. And that would be Mary Ann (funny how I don't know her real name ). edit: Dawn Wells was her name.

She represented our state in the 1960 Miss America pageant. Yeah that was a long time ago. I doubt she looks that good today. But I'd still hit it.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Pekka
The REAL question is, if you had to, I mean you just had to... which one from the Golden Girls?

the young one. One of those girls really didn't look that old. I can't remmember which one though.

[duke o' york]

Originally posted by Dis
[T]hat would be Mary Ann (funny how I don't know her real name ).

Nor does any of we Yurpeans, so don't worry about it.
I've never watched Gilligan's Island, despite having had the chance to, so I'm not entirely sure what I'm missing.

[Dis]

Originally posted by duke o' york


Nor does any of we Yurpeans, so don't worry about it.
I've never watched Gilligan's Island, despite having had the chance to, so I'm not entirely sure what I'm missing.

You are not missing much.

Gilligin's island was a really silly show that has kind of reached a cult status with my generation. I really loved this show as a kid (but I also liked crap like Dukes of Hazard, A-team, Knight Rider, and Airwolf). I really can't watch more than 10 minutes of this show today.

This tv show originally aired in the 60's. But the show remained popular on reruns all the way into the 80's. That's why it's still a hit with my generation. In fact, I think it became more popular after it went off the air.

[Sava]

from http://www.retrocrush.com/babes/dawn...rvmaryann.html

Forget about written exams and outward bound programs. You want a quick rule of thumb? You want to size up your buddies instantly, and determine who’s a winner and who’s an also-ran? All the answers can be found in one simple question: Ginger or Mary Ann? It goes without saying that if they don’t know what you’re talking about you shouldn’t be associating with this person in the first place. The rest of the male population, you will quickly learn, is clearly divided along this central theme.

It is remarkable how many guys will say Mary Ann. What’s with that? How could a healthy heterosexual look at those pasty thighs, painted-on freckles, and Lil’ Abner outfit and say, “Oh, yeah, gimme’ some of that!”? Especially in light of what’s behind door number three. Ginger: Movie star, sex symbol. Those lips, that hair, those eyes .... The producers didn’t seem to think there was any gray area here. You’ll note in the now-famous theme song that Mary Ann and that dullard the Professor aren’t even mentioned by name. On the other hand, everything comes to a screeching halt to introduce the “Mooooovie Star.” Ask yourself: who was always featured nude behind that little camp shower? Who had an evening dress made out of the sail form the Minnow? Talk about symbolism. That sail could be used to cover the giant hole in the side of the boat, but hey, who cares? It looks so much better covering Ginger’s hole.

So it comes down to a question of self-esteem. A guy’s gotta ask himself, “Can I handle a woman like Ginger?” Sadly, for many the answer is going to be no. Sure you may be hot **** on the island, but back in Hollywood she’ll start running with her old crowd, Bill Holden, Judy Garland, Errol Flynn. There will be all night orgies, drunken cruises, lots of pills, lots of booze, and very little time for one-on-one sexual fulfillment.

It’s life in the fastlane, Hollywood style, either you hold on or you fall off, and you know deep down it’s just a matter of time ‘til she moves on to the next guy. Still, you’ll always have the island, and there’s really no such thing as a bad drunken Hollywood orgy on a Yacht. Who knows, maybe you’ll get a pilot out of the deal. The point is you took your turn at bat.

On the other hand, you’ve got the country bumpkin. Dumb and loyal as an old hound dog, and about as sexy. Sure she’s got the whole pigtail thing going for her and she can cook those coconut cream pies, but how long do you think she’ll be able to get her fat country ass into those short-shorts? Once you get her off that island and she discovers Wal Mart sells caramel-coated popcorn and malted milk balls in economy milk cartons, you can count the days on your feed store calendar.

So the Skipper marries you on the island, because it’s a sure thing you ain’t getting’ no ass ‘til she gets a ring, on loan from Mrs. Howell no doubt. She moves into your hut, which is really no big deal since she only has the one outfit. It goes without saying she’ll have dinner on the table at 6 o’clock, but after a week or two her mindless comments and longing for Kansas will have you swimming for Hawaii.

One has to wonders if anything in Mary Anne’s life would really change once the castaways were rescued. Think about it, she would be back on the farm, isolated from the world, she would struggle to eke out a living, growing her own food and relying on the radio for news of the outside world.

Given his choice, only a coward with low self esteem would choose fresh air over Times Square, which brings up the question, Zsa Zsa, or Eva? Hmmmm…

Clearly you guys aren't MAN enough for Ginger.

That's fine... she's ALL MINE