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    I just discovered the spirist of Christmas!

    The scene:

    Me alone in a house with a box of assorted cookies a familly member left behind.

    I start eating the cookies.

    Man they taste awful but I am hungry and don't want to cook.

    So I eat most of the box......

    I finally begin to look at the cookies.

    I see a styalized crucifex and realize they are communion wafers.

    I just ate way more then the daily recommended amount of Christ.

    So a nice Jewish boy accidentally eating like a pound of communion wafers the night before Christmas.

    Obviously the spirit of Christmas, is irony.
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    Re: I just discovered the spirist of Christmas!

    Originally posted by Vesayen


    So I eat most of the box......
    mmmmmmmmmm cardboard
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #3
      Re: I just discovered the spirist of Christmas!

      Originally posted by Vesayen
      The scene:

      Me alone in a house with a box of assorted cookies a familly member left behind.

      I start eating the cookies.

      Man they taste awful but I am hungry and don't want to cook.

      So I eat most of the box......

      I finally begin to look at the cookies.

      I see a styalized crucifex and realize they are communion wafers.

      I just ate way more then the daily recommended amount of Christ.

      So a nice Jewish boy accidentally eating like a pound of communion wafers the night before Christmas.

      Obviously the spirit of Christmas, is irony.
      Christmas is the 25th, not the 24th.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        You cannibal!
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        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • #5
          The wafers are only part of communion.

          Now comes . . .

          the WINE!

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          • #6
            I just discovered the spirist of Christmas!


            Not sure what you were trying to say here...a couple of Freudians possible though.
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            • #7
              I so expected this thread to be about booze.
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #8
                Re: I just discovered the spirist of Christmas!

                Originally posted by Vesayen
                The scene:

                Me alone in a house with a box of assorted cookies a familly member left behind.

                I start eating the cookies.

                Man they taste awful but I am hungry and don't want to cook.

                So I eat most of the box......

                I finally begin to look at the cookies.

                I see a styalized crucifex and realize they are communion wafers.

                I just ate way more then the daily recommended amount of Christ.

                So a nice Jewish boy accidentally eating like a pound of communion wafers the night before Christmas.

                Obviously the spirit of Christmas, is irony.
                It's gluttony.
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