Uranus moons.

[Richelieu]

It's Christmas time so i'm allowed to do one of these.

Oh! Also: Hubble finds new moons and rings around Uranus

(CNN) -- New images from the Hubble Space Telescope show the planet Uranus has two additional moons and two faint rings never observed before.

Hubble

[Zkribbler]

NEWSFLASH:

Since the discovery by the Hubble Telescope of the two additional moons around Uranus, real estate prices there have risen 15%.

[Provost Harrison]

Uranus, fantastic planet, especially for the endless possibilities for smutty astronomy jokes it provides

[Gibsie]

Especially such funnies as, "uranus moons"

[Provost Harrison]

What do Mr Spock and toilet paper have in common?

[Tattila the Hun]

Both are logical!

[Provost Harrison]

No, they both wipe out the Klingons from Uranus

[Dauphin]

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Uranus is to be renamed Urectum in 2620 in an attempt to get rid of that stupid joke forever.

[Richelieu]

How low can you go!
How low can you go!

[Donegeal]

Rings around Uranus? You should probably have that looked at...