List ways to kill time

[Last Conformist]

Eat icecream.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by molly bloom
Il faut cultiver notre jardin.

Practice French.

Shovel the walk.

[Skanky Burns]

Set fire to your house. Wait 10 minutes. Then try to combat the flames.

If you succeed, wait 15 minutes next time.

[Dis]

**** me. This is getting out of hand. My weekends are so boring, and computer games (and Apolyton) are not pacifying me anymore . I think my days as a computer geek are nearing an end.

I'm actually thinking about gettting a second part time job on my weekends. But I'm not sure what to do. Any recommendations? I would like a job where I can meet lots of women. But I don't think I have the body to work as a male stripper. What other places can I work with lots of women?

I need to either get a real life, or get a job. One of those choices is more realistic than the other.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Ecthy
Now for some constructive advise: go to the gym.

I do work out (at home), but not on my weekends.

[Urban Ranger]

Don't you have any friends?

[Japher]

[Illur]

this web site is really interesting
you'll have no more spare time now!

http://brainmuseum.org/Specimens/

[Bill3000]

Join Shireroth.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Don't you have any friends?

just work friends. We hang out at work and drink together on business trips. But we don't hang out in Vegas after work.

if I had close friends, would I be posting here?

[Thrawn05]

Play tetris.

Best way to kill time.

[atomant]

An oldie but a goodie for office boredom

ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES

1. Run one lap around the office at top speed
2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other 'non- player' must be in the toilets at the time).
3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
6. Leave your zipper/blouse button open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
7. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
8. While riding a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.


THREE-POINTS DARES


1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.


FIVE POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
5. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in" the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?".
11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
13. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
14. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
15. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.

16. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist.
17. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
18. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.


And if that wasn't enough for you...

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
5. 5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"


And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....


19. Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they have sent it to you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

[Winston]

Good stuff.

[Thrawn05]

Re: An oldie but a goodie for office boredom

Originally posted by atomant
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

[Dis]

I found something to do. organize my music library (my online one). holy crap is this quite a task. And one of these days I'm going to delete my songs that have bad parts in them (bad illegal downloads) and download better versions.