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  • #46
    Originally posted by Sarxis


    Its the convincing that is the trick, isn't it? I can't do it, only God can open the eyes of a man's heart. But know this - when the time comes for you to understand, you will be able to see it clearly.
    Mine are the eyes that are are open.
    What?

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    • #47
      That's why you can't see clearly - all that nasty light slinks in.
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #48
        In the other gospels Jesus did not say he was the Son of God, he replied to the effect "it is you who say it".
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Richelieu


          Mine are the eyes that are are open.
          ...behind the shades.

          (edited for Last Conformist)
          What?

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          • #50
            John 9:39-41 'And Jesus said, "For judgment I came into this world, so that those who do not see may see, and that those who see may become blind." Those of the Pharisees who were with Him heard these things and said to Him, "We are not blind too, are we?" Jesus said to them, "If you were blind, you would have no sin; but since you say, 'We see,' your sin remains.'

            The Pharisees were convinced they knew God's ways, and yet they killed God's Son - who had did no evil and was not worthy of death. But this death was planned by God before the world was founded, so that those who would believe in His Son would have their sins removed forever.

            I am not lying to you.

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            • #51
              So the Pharisees are the agents of God? Cool - does anyone want to buy my cool temple souvenirs? Holy bling for all!

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              • #52
                Holy bling
                What?

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                • #53
                  Go to google and try entering...

                  homeless former carpenter who changed world


                  ... in google and click "I'm feeling lucky".

                  "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                  "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                  "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                  • #54
                    That's right, people!

                    "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                    "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                    "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                    • #55
                      If you have to like music like that to get into heaven, it looks like I'll be cooking smores with Satan for an eternity.
                      "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                      Drake Tungsten
                      "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                      Albert Speer

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Sarxis


                        Its the convincing that is the trick, isn't it? I can't do it, only God can open the eyes of a man's heart. But know this - when the time comes for you to understand, you will be able to see it clearly.
                        Just one small, teeny, weeny point. Hearts don't have eyes
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Sarxis
                          John 9:39-41 'And Jesus said, "For judgment I came into this world, so that those who do not see may see, and that those who see may become blind." Those of the Pharisees who were with Him heard these things and said to Him, "We are not blind too, are we?" Jesus said to them, "If you were blind, you would have no sin; but since you say, 'We see,' your sin remains.'

                          The Pharisees were convinced they knew God's ways, and yet they killed God's Son - who had did no evil and was not worthy of death. But this death was planned by God before the world was founded, so that those who would believe in His Son would have their sins removed forever.

                          I am not lying to you.
                          You aren't, but the bible is lying to you!

                          Damn, how many bleeding biblebashers do we have around this place, just waiting to jump out and be really, really annoying...
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #58
                            Hallowed are the Orii
                            One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Sarxis
                              The Pharisees were convinced they knew God's ways,
                              So these Pharisees are Christians then.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Richelieu


                                You will need a bit more than this to convince me.
                                Now taking orders for turning water into wine (useful for Xmas), making two loaves and five sardines feed Niger, raising the dead (handy in politics) and speaking to invisible beings in the desert....
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                                Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                                ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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