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  • #16
    Re: Re: A tribute to a homeless, former carpenter who changed the world.

    Originally posted by Urban Ranger


    MrFun, there is no evidence that Jesus of Nazareth was born on December 25, much less in a manger in Bethlehem.

    I can't recall any of the Synoptic Gospels specifying that day.

    We may not know when Jesus was actually born, only that he really did exist and so the next best thing, is to have chosen a day to honor one of the greatest persons in the history of humanity.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #17
      Re: Re: A tribute to a homeless, former carpenter who changed the world.

      Originally posted by SlowwHand


      Very nice link.
      Glad you appreciate it.
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #18
        I was expecting a Harrison Ford thread.

        Thanks for nothing Fun, you putz!!!!
        Only feebs vote.

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        • #19
          Re: Re: A tribute to a homeless, former carpenter who changed the world.

          Originally posted by Urban Ranger


          MrFun, there is no evidence that Jesus of Nazareth was born on December 25, much less in a manger in Bethlehem.

          I can't recall any of the Synoptic Gospels specifying that day.
          Martin Luther King Jr. - Born January 15, 1929

          Martin Luther King Day - January 17, 2005

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          • #20
            This is why you can never get a carpenter when you need one.
            Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

            Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Provost Harrison
              Karen? I thought she was dead, not homeless?
              Just think... if Mama Cass had given her that ham sandwich, they'd both be alive.
              Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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              • #22
                What a tasteless thread, people.

                I do wonder what's the achievement in being a homeless former carpenter and changing the world, if you're still the Son of God.
                urgh.NSFW

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                • #23
                  Well, the only thing the sons of God achieve in the Jewish Bible is banging a bunch of chicks and breeding a race of giants. That's got to be Rassenschande!
                  Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                  It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                  The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                  • #24
                    Erm, no. You're confusing our mythology with someone else's.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      No, I'm not. Read Genesis 6:1-4.
                      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                      • #26
                        "...just like me, they long to be, close to you..."
                        Speaking of Erith:

                        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                        • #27
                          Re: A tribute to a homeless, former carpenter who changed the world.

                          Originally posted by MrFun
                          We are getting closer to celebrating Jesus Christ's birthday and I want to provide this link to a lovely tribute to his awe-inspiring legacy.

                          A tribute to Jesus Christ.
                          And I don't know why you are so admiring...don't you know Jesus hates gays?
                          Speaking of Erith:

                          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                          • #28
                            Oi. Our polytheistic leftovers. I loooove this topic.
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #29
                              I thought this was about Mithras.
                              "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
                              —Orson Welles as Harry Lime

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                              • #30
                                I bet you Jesus was a terrible carpenter. All his peers laughed at him so he devised this brilliant scheme to make people believe he had divine powers.

                                He got the last laugh. Even as he died on the cross.

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