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We are getting closer to celebrating Jesus Christ's birthday and I want to provide this link to a lovely tribute to his awe-inspiring legacy. 
A tribute to Jesus Christ.
A tribute to Jesus Christ.
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A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican. -
"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. " -
eh?
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Harrison Ford was a carpenter before he was an actor."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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You mean this isn't a Harrison Ford appreciation thread?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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Chav a nice Christmas
There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?). She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.’ Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?'
It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey'
Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.Comment
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Chavs drink Stella Artois? Tasteless slobs.
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I hear he wasn't a particularly good carpenter, though. Thumb in the middle of his palm, see?
I'm so stealing that chav bit.
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looking proper bling
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Karen? I thought she was dead, not homeless?Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Q: How do we know Jesus was Jewish?
A: Simple. He lived at home until he was 30, he went into his father's business, he thought his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God."I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George CarlinComment
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Re: A tribute to a homeless, former carpenter who changed the world.
Very nice link.Originally posted by MrFun
We are getting closer to celebrating Jesus Christ's birthday and I want to provide this link to a lovely tribute to his awe-inspiring legacy.
A tribute to Jesus Christ.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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What a load of old cobblers...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Re: A tribute to a homeless, former carpenter who changed the world.
JesusOriginally posted by MrFun
We are getting closer to celebrating Jesus Christ's birthday and I want to provide this link to a lovely tribute to his awe-inspiring legacy.
A tribute to Jesus Christ.
Some of those lyrics seem to be written by Yoda though.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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Re: A tribute to a homeless, former carpenter who changed the world.
MrFun, there is no evidence that Jesus of Nazareth was born on December 25, much less in a manger in Bethlehem.Originally posted by MrFun
We are getting closer to celebrating Jesus Christ's birthday and I want to provide this link to a lovely tribute to his awe-inspiring legacy.
I can't recall any of the Synoptic Gospels specifying that day.(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
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