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abviously Pekka wants some time with the CIA man in an eastern european prison
then he can impress, and get taken to american soil!
JM
then he can impress, and get taken to american soil!
JM
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Or CubanJon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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True.. you knwo they'd be like **** man, we didn't knew you were so pro-american, pro-democracy and helluva dude.. here, we'll get you some coca cola classic, though they don't have it in this god forsaken commie country, we brought it from the US of A and here you go, Sir.
*I drink the can of coca cola classic*
Nothing like American coca cola classic!
Now can I listen to some tunes, I prefer .. I like all kinds of music but maybe I could listen to XM radio and tune into some wondereful hits? Thanks!
*listens to hits*
Well, now that you wrongfully fist tortured me, I was wondering if I could get a picture with you guys. Yes everyone gather around. Ahh.. yes.. look at this.. I hate commies and terrorists. Can I join you? I want a gun and license to off some commies and teros!
*I reach for my badge*
Thanks. I have some work to do...In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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To think that my threads are being deleted as soon as they're posted, while these are active for weeks..I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloomComment
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Yes. It is true that I often walk the line and get a free pass. That's because I am special and you are not. Try to deal with it.
This is the SPY GAME THREAD!
Stay on topic, suggest spy missions.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Join a club or society or something with a totally fake name and identity, go to their meetings to build up trust and then get someone at one of the meetings to do something morally dubious for you.
So you are building a cover then recruiting someone to do stuff for you.
Get them to lie to someone for you, get some information for you or something like that. Even if it's a stupid thing like oh, my girlfriend might phone, if she does can you answer and say I'm not here.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Find out Steve Wozniak's cell phone number and where he will be the week of December 22 - 28.
Get on it. I'll pay you.
Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - RahComment
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take a lot of LSD and other drugs
then you will join the true game
JMJon Miller-
I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.Comment
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Something spy-like?
I know, find some russian SVR operative, and sweep her of her feet. Conquest Victory!
I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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DANGER, WILL ROBINSION, DANGER!
If you go sticking your noses where they don't belong, you may end up on the bad end of an invasion of privacy lawsuit.
May I suggest instead, George Carlin's version of Spy? You know that at the airport (seaport, etc) there has to be at least one enemy spy. Your job: Find 'em!
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