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    A parent's primer to computer slang
    Understand how your kids communicate online to help protect them
    Published: February 4, 2005
    Graphic of computer slang characters

    While it's important to respect your children's privacy, understanding what your teenager's online slang means and how to decipher it could be important in certain situations and as you help guide their online experience. While it has many nicknames, information-age slang is commonly referred to as leetspeek, or leet for short. Leet (a vernacular form of "elite") is a specific type of computer slang where a user replaces regular letters with other keyboard characters to form words phonetically—creating the digital equivalent of Pig Latin with a twist of hieroglyphics.

    Leet words can be expressed in hundreds of ways using different substitutions and combinations, but once one understands that nearly all characters are formed as phonemes and symbols, leetspeek isn't difficult to translate. Also, because leet is not a formal or regional dialect, any given word can be interpreted differently, so it's important to use discretion when evaluating terms. The following serves as a brief (and by no means definitive) introduction to leet through examples.
    Key points for interpreting leetspeek

    • Numbers are often used as letters. The term "leet" could be written as "1337," with "1" replacing the letter L, "3" posing as a backwards letter E, and "7" resembling the letter T. Others include "8" replacing the letter B, "9" used as a G, "0" (zero) in lieu of O, and so on.

    • Non-alphabet characters can be used to replace the letters they resemble. For example, "5" or even "$" can replace the letter S. Applying this style, the word "leetspeek" can be written as "133t5p33k" or even "!337$p34k," with "4" replacing the letter A.

    • Letters can be substituted for other letters that may sound alike. Using "Z" for a final letter S, and "X" for words ending in the letters C or K is common. For example, leetspeekers might refer to their computer "5x1llz" (skills).

    • Rules of grammar are rarely obeyed. Some leetspeekers will capitalize every letter except for vowels (LiKe THiS) and otherwise reject conventional English style and grammar, or drop vowels from words (such as converting very to "vry").

    • Mistakes are often left uncorrected. Common typing misspellings (typos) such as "teh" instead of the are left uncorrected or sometimes adopted to replace the correct spelling.

    • Non-alphanumeric characters may be combined to form letters. For example, using slashes to create "/\/\" can substitute for the letter M, and two pipes combined with a hyphen to form "|-|" is often used in place of the letter H. Thus, the word ham could be written as "|-|4/\/\."

    • The suffix "0rz" is often appended to words for emphasis or to make them plural. For example, "h4xx0rz," "sk1llz0rz," and "pwnz0rz," are plural or emphasized versions (or both) of hacks, skills, and owns.

    It's important to remember that the leetspeek community encourages new forms and awards individual creativity, resulting in a dynamic written language that eludes conformity or consistency. However, there are a few standard terms. The following is a sample of key words that haven't changed fundamentally (although variations occur) since the invention of leetspeek. The first series is of particular concern, as their use could be an indicator that your teenager is involved in the theft of intellectual property, particularly licensed software.

    Leet words of concern or indicating possible illegal activity:

    • "warez" or "w4r3z": Illegally copied software available for download.

    • "h4x": Read as "hacks," or what a malicious computer hacker does.

    • "pr0n": An anagram of "porn," possibly indicating the use of pornography.

    • "sploitz" (short for exploits): Vulnerabilities in computer software used by hackers.

    • "pwn": A typo-deliberate version of own, a slang term often used to express superiority over others that can be used maliciously, depending on the situation. This could also be spelled "0\/\/n3d" or "pwn3d," among other variations. Online video game bullies or "griefers" often use this term.

    Other common leet words:

    • "kewl": A common derivation of "cool."

    • "m4d sk1llz" or "mad skills": Refers to one's own talent. "m4d" itself is often used for emphasis.

    • "n00b," "noob," "newbie," or "newb": Combinations synonymous with new user. Some leetspeekers view "n00b" as an insult and "newbie" as an affectionate term for new users.

    • "w00t" or the smiley character \o/: An acronym that usually means "We Own the Other Team," used to celebrate victory in a video game.

    • "roxx0rs": Used in place of "rocks," typically to describe something impressive.

    • "d00d": Replaces the greeting or addressing someone as a "dude."

    • "joo" and "u": Used instead of "you." This is also commonly written as "j00" or "_|00."

    • "ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."
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    When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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    "ph": often replaces "f," as in "phear" for "fear" (as in "ph34r my l33t skillz") and vice versa, such as spelling "phonetic" as "f0|\|371(."


    What self-respecting l33t d00d would ever use the word "phonetic?"
    Lime roots and treachery!
    "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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    • #3
      and I though loinburger's thread was gibberish... wtf?!
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        What self-respecting l33t d00d would ever use the word "phonetic?"
        probably some newb... or g/\/3\/\/b!
        Monkey!!!

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        • #5
          Yeah, we really want these kids to have to more say.
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
          Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          • #6
            Originally posted by alva
            Yeah, we really want these kids to have to more say.
            Sounds brilliant to me:

            It's important to remember that the leetspeek community encourages new forms and awards individual creativity, resulting in a dynamic written language that eludes conformity or consistency.
            In an incredibly dorky way.
            Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012

            When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah

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            • #7
              This is better than the IBM memo about replacing mouse balls.
              meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mrmitchell
                the IBM memo about replacing mouse balls.
                Lime roots and treachery!
                "Eventually you're left with a bunch of unmemorable posters like Cyclotron, pretending that they actually know anything about who they're debating pointless crap with." - Drake Tungsten

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                • #9
                  Old.

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                  • #10
                    OzzyKP r0x0r my b0x0rz
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Cyclotron


                      "Memo of the Month," From The Washington Monthly, January/February 1991, page 24:

                      This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us find it rather funny.

                      Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

                      Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

                      Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

                      It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

                      To re-order, specify one of the following:

                      P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
                      P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • #12
                        However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
                        Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                        • #13
                          I always though "to pwn someone" refers to the notorious spawn camping used by stupid no-skill idiots in late 90'ties fps games.

                          Thats where I learned it from. I dont see any connection between "owning" and "pwning"

                          *shrug*
                          Que l’Univers n’est qu’un défaut dans la pureté de Non-être.

                          - Paul Valery

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                          • #14
                            /me pwnz n00bz
                            To us, it is the BEAST.

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                            • #15
                              "Memo of the Month," From The Washington Monthly, January/February 1991, page 24:

                              This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us find it rather funny.

                              Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

                              Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

                              Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

                              It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

                              To re-order, specify one of the following:

                              P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
                              P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
                              ROTFL

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