Caption the Picture: Tom Delay Edition

[mrmitchell]

I know it's not as good as some pics.



But I'm beginning to think maybe all these guys are cursed with looking goofy in news pictures:

So caption away:

(Approximate real caption: DeLays hurriedly enter a hotel)

[Dis]

he doesn't look goofy. The women look a little goofy I guess.

[Drake Tungsten]

I don't get it. What's goofy about that picture?

[joncha]

Only Jebus could save this thread.

[CrONoS]

@Joncha
HAHHAHAHAAHHA!
Nice Avatar!!!

[Guynemer]

[Kontiki]

Here - I've got another knee-slapper. I'll start it out.

"This is a picture of Tom Delay".

[Japher]

What do you mean that wasn't hair gel!?

[Guynemer]

Tom Delay is stunned following a vicious right hook by a black bear.

[Japher]

Tom Delay learns what the trouble is with tribbles.

[Guynemer]

Onlookers were horrified as Tom Delay transformed into a werewolf yesterday.

[Guynemer]

Years of Rogaine applications culminated in a blood-curdling event Saturday as a full metric ton of lush, thick chest hair burst forth from under Tom Delay's shirt. He is currently in serious condition at Johns Hopkins.

[Mr. Harley]

Guynemer - (as I lay in bed with tissues stuck up my nose to stop another nosebleed - meds problems again).

[Guynemer]

You okay man?

[Guynemer]

Someone else play! Ignore the start of the thread, that last Delay pic is solid gold.