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  • #31
    My son has an allergy for everything, except bananas, apples and potatoes

    So we feed him these, and level one allergens - rabbit, carrots, some yoghurt etc.
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    • #32
      No way?! Didn't know that...
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      • #33
        Yeah. I have a ****load of level one allergies too: apples, oranges etc... Never stopped me.

        My only level 4 are peanuts and penicillin.
        What?

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        • #34
          So if you ever get in a situation in which you need penicillin, you're screwed?
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Colon
            No way?! Didn't know that...
            Yea. Sucks immensely. But these things pass with time. The worst part is that we need to feed him allergic stuff to keep a balanced diet, and that leads to rashes and scratching, meaning that at least one parent has to sleep with him in order to put lotion or ointment if he wakes up scratching. Good thing is, some great new (expensive!!) ointments appeared on the market, which seem to take care of the rash without serious side effects (none so far, in our case). So we manage.
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            • #36
              They have some alternates nowadays AFAIK, but i'm keeping my fingers crossed anyway.
              What?

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              • #37
                Originally posted by Saras


                Yea. Sucks immensely. But these things pass with time. The worst part is that we need to feed him allergic stuff to keep a balanced diet, and that leads to rashes and scratching, meaning that at least one parent has to sleep with him in order to put lotion or ointment if he wakes up scratching. Good thing is, some great new (expensive!!) ointments appeared on the market, which seem to take care of the rash without serious side effects (none so far, in our case). So we manage.
                He can't even eat Belgian chocolate?

                But yeah, that's good news. Good luck dude.
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                • #38
                  update:

                  this girl did not die from the peanut butter kiss after all.

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                  • #39
                    I feel cheated.
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                    • #40
                      I was going to comment how you could use this in sex ed-- kissing==death.

                      Then I was going to comment how the boyfriend made the girlfriend an offer she couldn't refuse.

                      Ah, comedy is so difficult to do.
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                      • #41


                        If not peanut allergy, then it must certainly have been boy allergy - she died because she kissed a boy

                        Guess that we have to ban all boy-kissing-girl actions - making worldwide ad campaigns telling about the dangers of girls kissing boys to get rid of this severe danger.
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                        • #42
                          Earlier reports suggested the shot hadn't penetrated her skin.
                          What, like she was Supergirl, or something?

                          And if it wasn't peanut butter, did the boy have coke on his lips?
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                          • #43
                            What if the shot didn't penetrate her skin, but an airbubble got into her blood vessels?

                            That's a lawsuit.
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                            • #44
                              No
                              He said the teen did not use her syringe to give herself a shot of adrenalin because she didn't have an allergic reaction to peanut butter.
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                              • #45
                                Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                                That poor kid is gonna have some serious psychological problems about kissing.
                                They'll send him to a special school run by Patrick Stewart.
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