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  • #16
    Originally posted by Colon
    Thye won'y be fake tyupes but new englush.
    Shpot ON!

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    • #17
      My cold is too bad to get drunk tonight.
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #18
        Hah! TAKE THAT you english thearchers! youw ith your stupid silly reules.
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        • #19
          There aren't enough chicks on my MSN list?
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Last Conformist
            My cold is too bad to get drunk tonight.
            Nonsens, getting drunk will make you stop feeling the symptons for a while.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Colon


              Nonsens, getting drunk will make you stop feeling the symptons for a while.
              My cold is too bad for me to go out, and getting serious drunk home alone just doesn't appeal to me.
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #22
                You need to get drunk first so that you won't feel the cold when you get outside.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Colon
                  Ok ok ok, next time I'll name thread "On the road to the Fridaynight drunk thread". Sheesh.
                  No problem - there was no fridaybar* at my copany today, so it took a little longer to get drunk - well - now it's past midnight so I'll catch up now.

                  *) My comp has a room in the cellar with a bar and a std billard board and when someone bothers to control tha bar, we have a small party.
                  With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                  Steven Weinberg

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by duke o' york
                    I'm not drunk, but I wish I was. I've got accountancy exams in 2 weeks, so have to get up early tomorrow to revise.
                    Which ones?

                    I did the ACA exams (passed the professional stage stuff, just had the finals to do), then switched to ACCA due to employment conditions. I have an advanced taxation exam in 2 weeks and one in performance management. Should be qualified next summer though, or things going well.
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #25
                      HEY! No talin g about sschool in here!
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                      • #26
                        Myu drunk thread poll was already DELETED ok. Give me some slack!
                        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                        • #27
                          ACCA. I'm studying at the local university though - (80% discount ) so I'm only sitting 2 papers at each exam session. I always have a huge panic when the exam placements come through, in case I haven't got in to the Leeds exam hall, and have to travel to Sheffield or Manchester for each exam. I'd choose Manchester, though, because my brother lives there, and I could go the day before.
                          I'm doing 2:5 and 2:6, with first time passes so far, so fingers crossed. I also start my new job the day after the Audit exam (so no time for getting drunk that night ), and that will tick all the boxes in the record of achievement thing you have to fill in to become chartered.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Colon
                            You need to get drunk first so that you won't feel the cold when you get outside.
                            Problem isn't I'll freeze - it's not that cold outside - but that my airways will clog up with snot and that I'll get a fever tomorrow.
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • #29
                              That won't happen! damn it sure is though to get party going around here.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Last Conformist

                                Problem isn't I'll freeze - it's not that cold outside - but that my airways will clog up with snot and that I'll get a fever tomorrow.
                                No problem - just start your day with a lot of tea thinned witrh plenty of rum or wodka - it won't help, but you will feel a lot better
                                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                                Steven Weinberg

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