Paul Hellyer, former Canadian Defense Minister warns of Intergalactic War

[Verto]

Originally posted by JohnT
However, it would be kind of fun being the guy(s) in charge of drawing up Official Government Policy regarding what to do in case of alien contact. Hell, I'd want that job!

Of course you would. You sell phone books.

[JohnT]

No I don't. I "deliver" them.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker
I thought such people were called science fiction writers

I bet that some bureaucrat has a dusty binder in a file drawer somewhere entitled "ALIEN CONTACT SCENARIOS". I mean, the bloody Air Force spent almost 20 years looking for UFO's - I'm sure somebody was told to think about what we would do if we actually found one and then write up the conclusions.

[Kuciwalker]

I think they just copied the plans to invade Canada.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Richelieu
We were hoping they would come in peace!

Albertans

It pisses me off that they installed it in St. Paul.

Vulcan, Alberta would be better.

[notyoueither]

Those crazy Frenchie-Albertans.

Hey, if you were French and raised in Alberta, you'd have a very well developed sense of humour too!

[Max Webster]

There are frenchmen living in Alberta.

[korn469]

Awesome story! It warms my heart to know that Canada is at the heart of protecting the planet from aliens!

[DanS]

We're doomed, if the Canadians are in charge!

Call a congressional hearing!

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Max Webster
There are frenchmen living in Alberta.

Yes.

Place names like St Paul, Morrinville, St Albert, and Lac La Biche (among others) might be a tip off.

[Seeker]

"Lac La Biche"

......err....pronunciation....??

[notyoueither]

Lac La Beesh

[Max Webster]

[QUOTE] Originally posted by notyoueither
Place names like St Paul, Morrinville, St Albert, and Lac La Biche (among others) might be a tip off. [/QUOTE

Jeez do they know where they are living? Maybe they are confused. Maybe the aliens kidnapped and transplanted them as a joke.

Do these frenchmen want to seperate too? Have a little mini quebec right in the middle of Alberta.

[notyoueither]

They've coped. Alien kidnapping is a good comparison though.

[Kontiki]

All you foreigners laugh now, but when we're sitting down for poutine and donuts with the aliens finalizing the joint takeover of planet Earth, we'll see who has the last laugh.