Fondle Focus on Family's Balls, Everyone

[St Leo]

This Thursday, Macy's will be holding a Thanksgiving parade in New York City. The nefarious Focus on Family organization will be there distributing anti-stress, guaranteed-to-make-you-less-homosexual rubber balls. My good friend Sara wants each and every one of you to get Focus on Family's balls and then defile them in your own unique ways.

So, Apolytoners, come together and unite in the face of evil. Squeeze Focus on Family's balls. Use them. Make them feel your touch.

[Theben]

Can I get two, put them in a bag, and then fondle them?

[Japher]

please do... film it, and post it

[MrFun]

Interesting part of the linked article:

"Macy's has announced that since the parade will take place on public grounds, there is nothing they can do, a claim sure to be surprising to survivors of police and Republican Party tactics during the Republican National Convention."


So in some cases, you can "invade" public grounds but in other cases, you cannot.

[St Leo]

Originally posted by Theben
Can I get two, put them in a bag, and then fondle them?

Yes, you may fondle sacks while you are fondling the balls.

[Japher]

it'll be a first for Theban

[MrFun]

No it wouldn't -- see my sig.

[Dis]

focus on family, what a lame name.

I'm going to start an organization called focus on my penis. Though I'll probably be the only member.

[Japher]

Though I'll probably be the only member

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