Teen charged with having sex with dummy!

[Dis]

Originally posted by Jon Miller
wasn't there a movie about a mannequin coming to life and having sex with this dude

and his freinds all thought he was crazy?

JM

strangely enough, the movie was called mannequin. Kim Cattrall as the mannequin

[Japher]

I liked that movie... she was an egyptian princesses with much sex appeal. The gay black guy who is I think of when Asher posts.

[Dis]

I'm really surprised the mods didn't take my picture down. With the level of oppression we suffer from here. You can even see her nipples on that mannequin. But yet, they never design vaginas on those things. What could this kid have been humping? And it's not like you can titty **** her. The breasts are small and can't be moved.

[Japher]

why are you asking?

[Dis]

Originally posted by Japher
why are you asking?

you're right, I really don't want to know where his penis was.

[Japher]

or wear what came out is now

[Elok]

After the weekend web on SA, this is pretty tame. But I too would like to know where on that mannequin there was an orifice to copulate with. Did he maybe take a drill to the store or something? But that would take time and leave jagged edges...

[DRoseDARs]

Ribbed for his pleasure, perhaps?

[Stuie]

[Seeker]

C'mon guys in Japan this dudes urges could be satisfied by the latest sexbot technology

[Solomwi]

Hope Matchan, of the prosecutors' department, said: "People might say it's relatively harmless.

"But I certainly would want to know if this person was my neighbour."

I'd much rather know if a pickpocket or burglar moved into my neighborhood. Are they required to register in South Dakota?

[JimmyCracksCorn]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse


Bull****. North Dakota is our buffer.

Yeah, it keeps the rednecks from South Dakota away from the rednecks in Manitoba and Saskatchewan.

[KrazyHorse]

Manitobans and Saskatchewanians are hicks, not rednecks.

[Berzerker]

wasn't there a movie about a mannequin coming to life and having sex with this dude

But officer, I tell ya, she was alive just a second ago

[JohnT]

There was also Rabbit Test, which had Joan Rivers directing Billy Crystal in a "comedy" about a man who impregnates himself while getting it on with a rubber doll.