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    Heidi Fleiss plans 'stud farm'
    LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- Former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss says she's bound for a brothel in the southern Nevada desert that she wants to help remake into a resort featuring male prostitutes serving female customers.

    "I am moving to Crystal," Fleiss said Wednesday of a desert crossroads 20 miles north of Pahrump and about 80 miles outside Las Vegas. It features two bordellos and little else.

    "I am opening up a stud farm," Fleiss declared from her Hollywood home overlooking the Sunset Strip. "I am going to have the sexiest men on earth. Women are going to love it."

    Joe Richards, who owns the Cherry Patch Ranch and Mabel's Ranch in Crystal, said he sent a "courtesy" letter Tuesday to inform the Nye County Commission that Fleiss will work for him.

    "She's going to be madam hostess of Cherry Patch Ranch," Richards told The Associated Press by telephone. He called her an employee rather than a partner

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    I'm a bit offended that I didn't make the cut for your thread title.
    In da butt.
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    • #3
      It's not located in Turku, and it would be a long title if I included all potential studs in the OT
      So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
      Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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      • #4
        Will gay men be allowed to visit the place?
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • #5
          It's not located in Turku, and it would be a long title if I included all potential studs in the OT
          No...no it wouldn't.
          Last edited by The Mad Monk; November 19, 2005, 11:06.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by The Mad Monk
            No...no it wouldn't.
            You're joking I hope.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              Sounds like a job for pimpmcleod.

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              • #8
                So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
                Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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                • #9
                  Yeah, but they don't get to choose the customers so would end up with a load of ugly bifters, and (approximately) exactly no Turkish hotties.
                  Still, if they need the cash....

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pekka
                    I'm a bit offended that I didn't make the cut for your thread title.
                    That's because you are a girly-man
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                    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MrFun
                      Will gay men be allowed to visit the place?
                      I'm fairly sure that the majority of customers will, in fact, be gay men.
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                      ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                      • #12
                        haha, good luck. My female cousin asked why there were no brothels for women when she was visiting. I said it wasn't economically feasible. And it isn't.

                        The brothels in crystal are crap from what I heard. I haven't actually been to them. The ones are pahrump are 5 star. But you'll be paying 5 star prices. If you aren't rich, then it's best to drive to Beatty, or Shady Lady 30 minutes north of Beatty. You'll find a gem here and there, but most of the ladies are average looking at best. But you may find one or two above average looking women there.

                        ahh perhaps I'm revealing too much information. I don't deny having been to a brothel. It's not anything I do anymore. It's not as good as the real thing. I'm just more comfortable with women I know. Although you'd think I should be more free to really go wild, as there are no consequences because I don't have to see this woman again. But that's just not the way I am. I only put on the Tarzan outfit with women I really know.

                        As for brothels for women. There just isn't a market for it. A woman can walk into any bar and get sex for free. Although if they are really ugly, then maybe they do need this. So basically they'd be catering to 300 pound women. No thank you. I don't mind overweight women. But 175 pounds is pretty much my limit.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Sphinx871
                          Sounds like a job for pimpmcleod.



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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Dis
                            haha, good luck. My female cousin asked why there were no brothels for women when she was visiting. I said it wasn't economically feasible. And it isn't.

                            The brothels in crystal are crap from what I heard. I haven't actually been to them. The ones are pahrump are 5 star. But you'll be paying 5 star prices. If you aren't rich, then it's best to drive to Beatty, or Shady Lady 30 minutes north of Beatty. You'll find a gem here and there, but most of the ladies are average looking at best. But you may find one or two above average looking women there.

                            ahh perhaps I'm revealing too much information. I don't deny having been to a brothel. It's not anything I do anymore. It's not as good as the real thing. I'm just more comfortable with women I know. Although you'd think I should be more free to really go wild, as there are no consequences because I don't have to see this woman again. But that's just not the way I am. I only put on the Tarzan outfit with women I really know.

                            As for brothels for women. There just isn't a market for it. A woman can walk into any bar and get sex for free. Although if they are really ugly, then maybe they do need this. So basically they'd be catering to 300 pound women. No thank you. I don't mind overweight women. But 175 pounds is pretty much my limit.
                            I didn't realize the brothel business was so big in Nevada

                            You should write one of those AAA Trip Ticks except to a "Guide to Brothels"
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ted Striker


                              I didn't realize the brothel business was so big in Nevada
                              it's not. There are none in the big cities. They don't make that much money. Or if they do, they aren't very apparant about it. Most brothels are just mobile homes attached together.

                              The only ones that make any sort of decent money are the 2 outside Las Vegas in pahrump. Those are 5 star brothels I mentioned before. They cater to tourists stupid enough to pay a thousand bucks a ****. If you can haggle, you can get it down to about half that, or even less if you are good.

                              The few outside Carson city might decent money as well. I'm not sure. The rest are in such small towns. The only business they get is from truckers and people passing through.

                              The real people making money is the illegal prostitution in Las Vegas. These escort services and girls are making a ton of money.

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