Your choice?

[Pekka]

Ok you can have one of these, which one you have:

1) 10 minutes with Jesus back in the days. He will notice you but you can't ask any questions, rather you can walk with him and check out the scenery. He talks what he talks, but you can't ask questions.

2) 5 minutes with Hitler. You have no weapons what so ever, and he has an armour, but you can fight him. You won't be able to kill him, but you can try to beat him down for 5 minutes.

3) 20 minute chat with Bush.

4) 30 minute striptease and private show from your favourite porn star. You can't touch her though.

5) 1 hour in ice with Wayne Gretzky.

6) 10 punches at Tyson. You can try to KO him, 10 tries.

7) 10 minutes with the new Pope. You can talk what ever you want.

8) 30 minute karaoke session with the Japanese PM. You have drinks and you can talk what you want, but you must sing too.

9) 1 hour chat with Kofi Annan.

10) Backstage after a concert with your favourite band/singer.

[Sava]

I'd rather stay home and play Civ4

although the Wayne Gretzky thing sounds cool

[MrFun]

Re: Your choice?

Originally posted by Pekka
Ok you can have one of these, which one you have:

1) 10 minutes with Jesus back in the days. He will notice you but you can't ask any questions, rather you can walk with him and check out the scenery. He talks what he talks, but you can't ask questions.

no-brainer

[duke o' york]

Re: Your choice?

Originally posted by Pekka

7) 10 minutes with the new Pope. You can talk what ever you want.

Would he be willing to share his dope with me?

[Sava]

Re: Re: Your choice?

Originally posted by MrFun



no-brainer

careful MrFun, you could be in for a disappointment...

you may just get a Galilean Jew carpenter who is just a mortal like the rest of us and not the actual son of God

[Lorizael]

Jesus (obviously, despite me not being a Christian) or Dubbaya. I would really like to know what or if Dubbaya thinks.

[duke o' york]

Yeah, but an interview with Jesus is going to net you far more cash than an interview with W. Provided you can find anyone who believes you actually went.

[MrFun]

Re: Re: Re: Your choice?

Originally posted by Sava


careful MrFun, you could be in for a disappointment...

you may just get a Galilean Jew carpenter who is just a mortal like the rest of us and not the actual son of God

I want the authentic Son of God, Jesus Christ!

[Gangerolf]

I don't speak Aramaic, so I'll have to go with KOFI MESSIAH OF THE 21TH CENTURY

[Dis]

10, but 8 sounds kind of fun as well.

My choice would be Metallica.

[duke o' york]

You'd have to sing in Japanese Dis.

[Lorizael]

Originally posted by duke o' york
Yeah, but an interview with Jesus is going to net you far more cash than an interview with W. Provided you can find anyone who believes you actually went.

I WEN THRU A TIME MACHINE SNAD TALK ED TO GOD.!!!

[Immortal Wombat]

Jesus would probably be a disappointment. He'd just stay silent for eight minutes or so, and then tell you some parable that you already heard from John, or Mark. Woohoo, the seeds represent God's message. Jesus, get some new material, already.

Hitler would probably wail on me if I started hitting him. He was a vicious bastard, and my German isn't good enough to properly let flow verbally. He's beyond rational debate.

20 minutes with Bush would suck. I'd be all "here is my logical and reasoned argument as to why all your policies suck" and he'd just be "well, y'know, I, uh, disagree, and, uh, we have to make a firm stand against these, ah, terrorists.". Pointless.

30 minute striptease without touching is more or less just a 3D porn video. Which will be awesome for about 5 minutes, and then just, well, seedy.

I don't know who Wayne Gretzky is, and I don't really care for figure skating.

Ten punches at Tyson. Also pointless. What would be the point anyway? So you could say "yeah, I hit a guy who was just standing there. 10 times, man, I hit him ten times." Punching Tyson = success? No.

Karaoke with the Japanese PM. Possibly the worst option of any of them. If the inventor of the karaoke machine had fallen down a deep deep hole before ever writing the idea down, the world would not be the worse for it.

I can't really think of anything I'd want to Kofi Annan about for an hour. It would go "whats it like being UN SecGen?", "yeah, it's alright", and then nothing. It would probably get quite embarrassing actually, and he'd be awfully polite and ask me questions about my life, and I'd just get pissed off, because he blatently doesn't really care.

Same as above for band/singer. I want to hear them make music, not disinterested smalltalk. Unless this was like "meeting" Britney "backstage" for some "interesting" "discussion" about the merits of her "musical" talents.

The pope is the only one who might actually be able to hold a conversation, and be interesting enough to talk to. Although it probably depends how much of the ten minutes is him trying to convert me to Catholicism.

[Jon Miller]

Re: Your choice?

Originally posted by Pekka


1) 10 minutes with Jesus back in the days. He will notice you but you can't ask any questions, rather you can walk with him and check out the scenery. He talks what he talks, but you can't ask questions.

bingo

JM

[Ted Striker]

Defintley with Jesus or Bush

I wonder which one has more PASSION???