Ted Striker!

[Pekka]

No I don't think everything is hot. In fact I'm quite picky. But that is hot. And my penis will be the foot that stomps and ends the case. You might disagree, but hey, sometimes even innocent people go to deathrow. Even if I'm wrong, I'm still right.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Mts. Tubs is on crack. She's hot. End of story.

[Pekka]

Tubes, you are not reliable witness anymore. We all know you are controlled by Mrs Tubes. Thus you have been removed from the case.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Pekka
Tubes, you are not reliable witness anymore. We all know you are controlled by Mrs Tubes. Thus you have been removed from the case.

Well, until you have a woman, I guess anything you see is hot.

ACK!

[Mrs. Tuberski]

On crack dont i wish. I just call them as i see them. And besides what the hell are all of you men fighting about this so called hot woman likes what yall do Ha ha ha ha ha ha To bad she go the blonde before yall had a freaking chance

[Tuberski]

Game.
Set.
Match.



ACK!

[Pekka]

Easy. She's a lesbian. And by the definition from the SC arhives of supreme knowledge (AoSK), it means she just haven't yet get to know me. Now that's a fact right there.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

sorry pekka i dont think you have what she was a hunting when she got caught in the little girls room
Unless you happen to have alittle beaver in your coat

[Pekka]

She just doesn't know it yet. Everyone makes mistakes like that. That's why I'm so special. I can give her what she really needs.

[Tuberski]

So you do have a beaver in your coat........

ACK!

[Pekka]

Oh Tubes... you are this desperate these days? Let me ask you one thing. You are both on a computer. Is this the same computer? The clock is there what.. about midnight? You could be having passionate intimate moments, making love to each other, being one spirit in two bodies connecting. You could be on the top of the mountains, smelling the grass after the rain, feeling the silence and static before the storm and ride the waves of the electric thunder, looking into each others eyes and see through the person next to you, to experience something unique and one of the things that is a true present and blessing to humans.

Instead, you choose to LIE and be this sorry excuse of a person in here, riding the coat tails of your girlfriend just to play it so that there wouldn't be another head ache? I'm telling you Tubes, even though you claim a steady relationship, I claim the you need to step up and be the man you are and take Mrs Tubes to bedroom now, put on some relaxing music and massage each other and relax and feel good about this day.

But I guess you will argue with me that this hotness is ugly. What ever.

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by Pekka
Oh Tubes... you are this desperate these days? Let me ask you one thing. You are both on a computer. Is this the same computer? The clock is there what.. about midnight? You could be having passionate intimate moments, making love to each other, being one spirit in two bodies connecting. You could be on the top of the mountains, smelling the grass after the rain, feeling the silence and static before the storm and ride the waves of the electric thunder, looking into each others eyes and see through the person next to you, to experience something unique and one of the things that is a true present and blessing to humans.

Instead, you choose to LIE and be this sorry excuse of a person in here, riding the coat tails of your girlfriend just to play it so that there wouldn't be another head ache? I'm telling you Tubes, even though you claim a steady relationship, I claim the you need to step up and be the man you are and take Mrs Tubes to bedroom now, put on some relaxing music and massage each other and relax and feel good about this day.

But I guess you will argue with me that this hotness is ugly. What ever.

And you can't.



ACK!

[Pekka]

No. The difference between you and me is that I can go out there and have a different new body every night, while you can't. Of course, I'm glad this works for you, because you have found the only one you need. What can I say. Some people drive bicycles. Some people like me want few cars, private airplane, boats, ship, motorcycles..

SO what are you still doing here? Proving my point?

[Timexwatch]

Threadjack:

I work with a former Redskins cheerleader (with a Masters in Public Policy). The other cheerleaders are cute, but they aren't smoking hot. If you like a muscular, fit girl, then they are your type. She's wouldn't be anything special if she wasn't also far smarter than I.

[Pekka]

Say her that I'm available now and up for grabs, but just for a limited amount of time. This will make her month at least. You owe her some happiness, if you deny this, then you are evil bastard and prolly burn in hell for it. I have what she misses, and if she doesn't know what it is, well that's because she hasn't met me. Or how old is she again? Not one of them 1960 redskin cheerleaders?