Top ten things that draw you to women

[Asher]

Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
I forgot, I dont date jews or protestants unless they agree with baptizing the kids in the catholic church if I get her pregnant
atheists usually dont mind

don't drink the koolaid.

[Barnabas]

I mean just in case I get her pregnant

I dont have illegitime children!

[RGBVideo]

#1: Likes me.

Hey Brachy, are you really from Bolivia? We don't have many South Americans here outside the eastern coast of the continent.

[Asher]

He's from Macedonia

[KrazyHorse]

#1: can handle an 8 1/2 inch load
#2: has no gag reflex
#3: is deaf and dumb

[Barnabas]

I am not from Macedonia, I am pan south american

[Mrs. Tuberski]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
#1: can handle an 8 1/2 inch load
#2: has no gag reflex
#3: is deaf and dumb

Good lord thats quite a stiff requiremnt
How much you have to pay for that

[KrazyHorse]

Since you're a friend I'll only charge you 50.

[notyoueither]

[Frozzy]

1. Breasts
2. Good kisser
3. Eyes
4. Legs
5. Lower Face
6. Hair
7. Voice

Bah. That's it.

[Barnabas]

whats the meaning of lower face?

jaw?

[Frozzy]

Anything below the eyebrows. Nose, lips, cheeks, chin, etc.

[notyoueither]

1. Better looking than I am
2. Smarter than I am
3. Thinner than I am (sorry, I just can't get over the advertising)
4. Richer than I am (this should really go #1)
5. Can put up with me
6. Would be willing to up with me
7. Wants to put up with me
8-10. They'd be bonus country.

[Skanky Burns]

1. Eyes
2. Face
3. Hair (red)
4. Bodyshape
5. Lower back tattoo
6. Thinnish
7. Shorter than me

That'll do.

[KrazyHorse]

So what's up with all you dudes asking for girls shorter than you? I see we have a bunch of midgets posting here.