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    Sorry if this ahs been posted before, Kim JoKim Jong-Il´s titles!!

    Kim Jong-Il, the North Korean dictator, has no ego, witness this:
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    Harper's Magazine, the oldest general-interest monthly in America, explores the issues that drive our national conversation, through long-form narrative journalism and essays, and such celebrated features as the iconic Harper's Index.


    "From a list of titles allegedly used by “prominent leaders from 160 nations across the world” to refer to Kim Jong-Il, as announced last winter by North Korean state television. The titles were translated from the Korean by Lee Jong-Heon. Originally from Harper's Magazine, February 2005.


    * Supreme Commander at the Forefront of the Struggle Against Imperialism and the United States
    * Greatest Saint Who Rules with Extensive Magnanimity
    * Lode Star of the Twenty-First Century
    * Best Leader Who Realized Human Wisdom
    * Leader with Extraordinary Personality
    * Perfect Picture of Wisdom and Boldness
    * Eternal Bosom of Hot Love
    * Master of Literature, Arts, and Architecture
    * World’s Best Ideal Leader with Versatile Talents
    * Humankind’s Greatest Musical Genius
    * Master of the Computer Who Surprised the World
    * Man with Encyclopedic Knowledge
    * Guardian Deity of the Planet
    * Heaven-Sent Hero
    * Power Incarnate with Endless Creativity
    * Greatest Man Who Ever Lived
    * Present-day God
    * World’s Greatest Writer"




    Master of the computer who surprised the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I need a foot massage
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      Typical commie.
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          "Eternal Bosom of Hot Love"

          WTF?? He stole my title! How do I sue him??
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            * Supreme Paranoid Pornophile Who Only Travels by Train

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              Ming

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                    There has to be a point when even the North Koreans will hear this on their TVs and laugh.

                    Oh wait. The North Koreans don't have TVs.

                    Basically Kim Jong Il is free to say anything, then, no?
                    meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by mrmitchell
                      Basically Kim Jong Il is free to say anything, then, no?
                      Just because you have a TV doesn't mean the "leaders" of your country aren't free to say anything, including truly stupid things.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Urban Ranger


                        Just because you have a TV doesn't mean the "leaders" of your country aren't free to say anything, including truly stupid things.
                        No, but as stated above it does give you the opportunity for some good laughs.
                        He's got the Midas touch.
                        But he touched it too much!
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                        • #13
                          Caucescu ain't got nothin' on him.
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                            Yeah, at least he and his wife got a spontaneous and highly unexpected Christmas present from the people.

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                              Re: Sorry if this ahs been posted before, Kim JoKim Jong-Il´s titles!!

                              Originally posted by Brachy-Pride

                              Master of the computer who surprised the world!!!!!!!!!!!!
                              Holy crap

                              Most life-like man-baby.
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