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    Prisoner sues God

    A Romanian prisoner is suing God for failing to save him from the Devil.

    The inmate, named as Pavel M in media reports, accused God of "cheating, abuse and traffic of influence".

    His complaint reads: "I, the undersigned Pavel M, currently jailed at Timisoara Penitentiary serving a 20 years sentence for murder, request legal action against God, resident in Heaven, and represented here by the Romanian Orthodox Church, for committing the following crimes: cheating, concealment, abuse against people's interest, taking bribe and traffic of influence."

    The inmate argued that his baptism was a contract between him and God who was supposed to keep the Devil away and keep him out of trouble.

    He added: "God even claimed and received from me various goods and prayers in exchange for forgiveness and the promise that I would be rid of problems and have a better life.

    "But on the contrary I was left in Devil's hands."

    The complaint was sent to the Timisoara Court of Justice and forwarded to the prosecutor's office.

    But prosecutors said it would probably be dropped and they were unable to subpoena God to court.

  • #2
    ****, God ain't got no dough, bro. Go after some mutha with a bank!
    I'm consitently stupid- Japher
    I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #4
        What do you mean, they raise millions every week in his name, no??

        Sue the bugger!!!
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #5
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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