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How can you pleasantly surprise women when women apparently can never make up their minds? 
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First you start with never buying them anything, after that, anything you do get them is a pleasant suprise!Safer worlds through superior firepowerComment
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I never gave or received a present from any of my cousins.
In fact, I went golfing with my father once with a guy he knew and the guy's son.
Turns out on about the 5th hole, I finally figured out that the guy my dad knew was my ex-uncle, divorced before I was born. His son was
my cousin.
Guess that is why he looked familiar.
He looked like his younger brothers.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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This works other ways too. Don't clean a dish for 8 months, then unexpectedly empty the dishwasher once and you're allowed to strut about the house for 9 hours to the admiring gaze of your lovely bride.
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Originally posted by JohnT
This works other ways too. Don't clean a dish for 8 months, then unexpectedly empty the dishwasher once and you're allowed to strut about the house for 9 hours to the admiring gaze of your lovely bride.
such cynical manipulation
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Buying birthday gifts to my cousins would be rather ruinous ...Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
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Originally posted by Theben
Finding out how old he is for starters.
If 18, I suggest a good hooker.
Does he like John Lee Hooker ?
Or did you have in mind a copy of Richard Hooker's 'Laws of Ecclesiastical Polity' ?Attached FilesVive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
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