Dumbest Baby Sitter in the World

[Sirotnikov]

This was among the most forwarded links in Israel a month ago.


I translated it as is from the most popular Israeli online BBS. Many uninteresting posts removed. Time posts seem confused, since it is originally a cascading forum, and it is reproduced simply from top to bottom.

http://www.tapuz.co.il/tapuzforum/main/Viewmsg.asp?forum=124&msgid=58068091

Audio and Home Cinema Forum administrated by Rafael
Need urgent assistance!!!

Need urgent assistance!!! 23:53
by Naama Bardugo

I am babysitting, and I found this porn movie in one of the house's drawers, so I put it inside the DVD out of curiousity, and now I can't get it out, I press the remote control and it won't budge (other buttons, like "play" still work) and the folks are due back in half an hour!!! PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME because I don't know what to do!!

ROFLMAO 23:57
1337hAx0r

But seriously 00:04
1337hAx0r
I'm sure the parents would love the fact the baby sitter is helping their child with the lesson about the birds and the bees and such. Must save them tons of embarrassing questions in the future

But if you still want to escape the very amusing experience, try to press the OPEN / EJECT button on the DVD player itself. Try pressing the STOP button first. If this still fails you, try plugging it out of the electricity and then plugging it back in.

Have you tried pressing the button on the player itself? 00:00
Rafael (admin)

I'm trying too, but it just produces wierd noises and won't budge 00:01
by Naama Bardugo

Attempt turning it off and on again... 00:01
Rafael

It won't help i dunno what to do 00:05
by Naama Bardugo

Turn the power off then 00:08
Rafael
Even if it takes yanking the plug out of the wall.
They might figure they forgot it inside themselves...
Take the money, return home and go underground.

I plugged it out and now nothing works 00:28
by Naama Bardugo

Try opening the tray by force with a screwdriver 00:30
1337hAx0r
Comes worse, claim the tray broke somehow.
Main thing is they don't find the movie inside.
Btw, what is the manufacturing company, so we'll know not to buy its DVD player?

I'm against that advice. Better they know you've seen the movie 00:32
Rafael
Or think they accidentally forgot it inside, than if you destroy their DVD player.
I don't think anything terrible happens if they know you've watched the movie.
You're not 12 years old... (are you?)

If I found out my babysitter picks through my stuff 00:33
1337hAx0r
She'd never work in my city again.
Lucky I don't have children

01:14
Gali 34

Now Plug it in, and try again 00:32
Rafael

YOU ROCK!!!! 00:35
by Naama Bardugo
I plugged it back in, and it came out - smoothly like butter.

And they ain't back yet!!!

The question is do I put back the movie that was originally there to get stuck instead

Anyways, thank you SO MUCH, especially knight Rafael who saved me!!!

That was damn close...

Yep, put the original movie back in 00:36
Rafael

Are you sure your last name is Bardugo? 11:20
ariegur
My daughter who's also called Naama does babysitting, and she's familiar with this forum...
I'm gonna find out right now...
Arie

"knight" rafael? 11:29
ofer zafrir

Yep, I bet that was the name of the porn flick 18:31
sanchez

Take a screw driver 00:08
1337hAx0r
take apart the DVD set, take out the movie and put it back together.
in case you fail to put it back together, throw it on the floor, and suggest the small kid broke it while playing around the house...

Find an exact replica of the DVD player 00:05
amatur1
and put it instead of this one.
They won't find the movie, and they couldn't prove you took it...

Find a replica in half an hour?? 00:07
Rafael

Electric stores are open at this time, no? 00:13
amatur1

Care to babysit me? 11:01
ronen s
I don't have kids, but I'm willing to play 'sick little boy left home alone' and you could be a school nurse coming on house call... ;-)

Your perv 11:22
dts

Just don't let her find your accessories drawer 12:16
1337hAx0r
If something from your drawer gets stuck 'inside' we can no longer assist her on this forum...

Update 15:34
by Naama Bardugo
Today the father of the family called me and told me he's cancelling all further appointments. I asked him when will they need my help again, and he said they've found someone else. I asked him how come, and he said I left the internet window open with my question thread on it...

I am SO stupid

You're larger than life 15:46
ariegur
Don't be bummed, I'd still take you as a babysitter for my kids.

Did you at least like the movie? 15:55
silne3

My proposition is still on 15:55
ronen s

I'm sorry but at the entire story 17:42
amit raam

I don't think you're stupid at all... 18:17
Rafael
You've invested in a DL and some quality entertainment for our forum on a slow friday night. This instead of the regular "cable" discussion.
I may be wrong but this is my hunch.
Be it as it may, you are great and so was your idea

I have that hunch too ... not to mention 18:24
Pre Diarhea Syndrome
the nickname was registered in the recent month.

I suspect it was agent 'deep throat'! 09:26
amatur1

Lots of LOL posts later

Search where they hid their vibrator as well 21:25
neuron
and press play
LOL

Risky... it might jam 21:25
s p i k e

[MrFun]

I don't know if this example of stupidity is sad or funny.

[Datajack Franit]

[Combat Ingrid]

[Az]

wow, dude, props for translating that!

I've seen it before, of course. It made the rounds on the israeli web.

[Pekka]

I first thought, embarrasing, but nothing to panic over, because it's their own movie. But then I read it again, and ah he was going through their drawers.. now, that's bad

That's really funny

No one suggested the obvious? Pull down your pants and let it go cowboy!

Or he could have tied the kid, beat himself with a hammer and break the door and say 'uh we got robbed' and mess the drawers. Then of course, he still would have had the dvd IN THE PLAYER, not missing, so he would have just said, well they were a sick bunch, they came back with some sick disgusting porno movie and made everyone watch it. Then of course the amateur would have broken the door from inside and .. well escalated the situation a bit too much

I don't like this guy, he didn't have the passion to pull off something like that (fake robbery) or similar.

[Az]

It's a girl.

[Harovan]

I'm not sure if Pekka would notice the difference.

As for the story...

[Pekka]

oh by the way it says her name is naama.. that means face in finnish.

[Az]

the A-team, to the rescue!

[Ecthy]

Stupid? a bit clumsy maybe, but stupid is something else.

[Bereta_Eder]

Find a replica in half an hour??

[Kassiopeia]

I left the internet window open with my question thread on it...

[OzzyKP]

[Japher]

that would probably happen to me