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  • Burning questions to be answered by a poll

    There are two separate issues here, but through the magic of combinatorics I will manage to answer them both with a single poll

    a) It's 12:15 p.m. Should I cut out of work at 1 and go bowling?

    b) Should I volunteer to be an assistant coach for a local kid's hockey team (ages 5-7 or so)?
    34
    I should go bowling AND I should volunteer
    17.65%
    6
    I should go bowling AND I should NOT volunteer
    20.59%
    7
    I should NOT go bowling AND I should volunteer
    23.53%
    8
    I should NOT go bowling AND I should NOT volunteer
    29.41%
    10
    I am bender. Please insert girder.
    8.82%
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    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    if you don't have sex at least go fishing

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    • #3
      Need more information. Volunteering sucks, and bowling sucks unless you're drunk. If you're drunk or going to get so, slap on some rented shoes. If not, go home and take a nap.
      "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
      "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
      "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Kontiki
        bowling sucks unless you're drunk
        Your opinion is hereby rendered valueless.

        And I don't need to rent shoes as I own my own pair.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
        Ultima Ratio Regum

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        • #5
          The assistant coach is the guy who keeps the parents from kicking the coach's ***, right?
          What?

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          • #6
            Anyone watch Extreme Make Over Home Edition last week? The family that got the new house had a camp for disabled kids... they made me feel like sheit.

            So, do nothing.
            Monkey!!!

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            • #7
              I say yes on both counts...

              bowling can be fun, and coaching the kids team can be good...

              it may not be good hockey, but they are out there to have fun and you can have a positive influence in their lives
              To us, it is the BEAST.

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              • #8
                I don't know. The website says that he's the dude who does drills with the kids in small groups (i.e. the coach explains the drill to everybody and then I watch 5 of them do it)
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KrazyHorse


                  Your opinion is hereby rendered valueless.

                  And I don't need to rent shoes as I own my own pair.
                  Good lord, you are an American.
                  "The French caused the war [Persian Gulf war, 1991]" - Ned
                  "you people who bash Bush have no appreciation for one of the great presidents in our history." - Ned
                  "I wish I had gay sex in the boy scouts" - Dissident

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                  • #10
                    **** that. I love bowling and always have.
                    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                    Stadtluft Macht Frei
                    Killing it is the new killing it
                    Ultima Ratio Regum

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                    • #11
                      I'm really good at all competitions which involve no real physical prowess:

                      Pool
                      Darts
                      Bowling
                      Poker
                      Trivia games
                      Word games
                      Ping pong
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #12
                        I should NOT go bowling AND I should volunteer
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #13
                          4 to 2 for not bowling and 4 to 2 for not volunteering.

                          Wow. You guys are lazy.
                          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                          Stadtluft Macht Frei
                          Killing it is the new killing it
                          Ultima Ratio Regum

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                          • #14
                            uh, yeah
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #15
                              20 minutes until I completely disregard all your suggestions
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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