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  • #31
    Session 9 was boring, IMO.
    Monkey!!!

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    • #32
      The worse thing about David Caruso is not his freaky "red headed albino" look, but the fact that he took acting lessons from William Shatner.
      Monkey!!!

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      • #33
        What are you saying??????

        SHATNER PWNZ DONT GET IT TWISTED
        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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        • #34
          stop with this "twisted" nonsense already
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Ted Striker
            SHATNER PWNZ
            This is truth.

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Sava
              stop with this "twisted" nonsense already
              BUSTER ASS TRICKS KEEP THE HATE IN CHECK DONT GET IT TWISTED
              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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              • #37
                Re: I hate David Caruso

                Originally posted by Asher
                His character on CSI: Miami is aggravatingly annoying. It's so cliche and fhadjhajhg jshashfuh argghfHFSAHSDHF.
                I love the way he treats girls, in EVERY episode. So scriptingly predictable

                "Now what I'm going to get you to do, sweetheart.. I'm going to get you to put on this nice sweater and sit in the police car over there while I make you a cup of hot cocoa and bead you this pretty pink necklace that spells out your name.. can you do that for me? That's a good girl"

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Ted Striker
                  What are you saying??????

                  SHATNER PWNZ DONT GET IT TWISTED
                  "Must not... be... compared to... David Caruso. The man.......... has no spine."
                  I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                  • #39
                    "And Caruso... has.... no.... voice..."
                    Monkey!!!

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                    • #40
                      The only things good about DC in Session 9:

                      1. He gets violently murdered

                      2. The role calls for a disturbingly, unidentifiably profoundly irritating character and the director saw that

                      CSI: Miami
                      I don't get it...is the sunglasses thing supposed to be making fun of 80s cool? Miami Vice and stuff?

                      Reminds (kinda) me of the old ad for the Nintendo Powerglove in the 80s, where this lame boy becomes cool by putting on sunglasses.
                      "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
                      "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
                      "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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                      • #41
                        Is this a "I hate David Caruso" club?

                        Can I join?

                        If not, consider it started.

                        To call him a terrible actor is an insult to all the terrible actors who are by definition, at least, actors.

                        What did Capote say about Jacqueline Susan?

                        "That's not writing, that's typing."

                        So how about...

                        "That's not acting, that's *%^&#>!?$."
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                        An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. -Gandhi

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                        • #42
                          Some actors that are better than David Caruso


                          Chris Burke, and probably those other two guys


                          The cast of Frasier... inlcuding Eddie (the dog)


                          John Kerry
                          Monkey!!!

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