He looks like a fat trucker.
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David Caruso is creepy.~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~
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It's the creepy way that he talks that makes him so creepy. He sounds like a child molestor.~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~
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Curiously enough his latest wife just divorced him a month before their child was born. She caught on, too."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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You could put together a pretty good Horatio Kane drinking game...
Puts on sunglasses: 1 sip
Takes off sunglasses: 1 drink
Puts on, or wears, sunglasses indoors: 1 drink
Puts on sunglasses at the end of the episode: Chug!
Squats to review the evidence: 1 drink
Squats for some other reason: 2 drinks
Reviews the evidence without squatting: 3 drinks
Uses an insane phrase: 1 drink
Take an extra sip for each character present.
Says 'Miami-Dade': 1 sip
Pieces together the evidence unnaturally fast: 1 drink
Take another drink if their lives depend on it. If it's a bomb, take 3 drinks.
Gets angry: 1 drink
Gets angry at something that isn't due to lawyers/paperwork/procedure etc: 2 drinks
Saves the bad guy's life: 1 drink for each person murdered by the bad guy, and 1 drink for each time the bad guy has escaped from prison.
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Originally posted by Az
This thread has very Zylka-esque qualities.
Well done
I sort of liked him in NYPD, btw.
But it was very amusing when he left, in a blaze of publicity, for a career on the 'BIG SCREEN'.
Which he did with 'Jade'- a film that might have made a passable episode of a t.v. cop show.
Oh wait- what did he come from ?
I still recall his early days on t.v. playing an Irish street gang member in 'Hill Street Blues'.
Gosh and begorrah.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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DC is indeed a ****!
My gf loves the CSI franchise but refuses point blank to watch the CSI Miami ones on the sole basis that he is in them...
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Originally posted by MOBIUS
DC is indeed a ****!
My gf loves the CSI franchise but refuses point blank to watch the CSI Miami ones on the sole basis that he is in them...
How does he manage to say things so slowly and deliberately ?
I just imagine the other cast members, all slumped over, exhausted, sweating and bored, in high temperatures and higher humidity, waiting for him to say:
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh kkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy."
I know it's south of the Mason-Dixon Line and Americans in the Deep South can make monosyllabic words sound like a sentence, but he's extracting the urine!
Even blonde hottie gun babe from West Wing can speak faster than him, and she has a mouthful of back bacon, molasses and collard greens.
I think Rory Cochrane left because he could hear his arteries hardening every time Caruso's cue came up to speak.
Poor Caruso- here he is hogging a photo from luscious pouty Emily Procter:Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915
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