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  • #16
    He looks like a fat trucker.
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #17
      David Caruso is creepy.
      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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      • #18
        It's the creepy way that he talks that makes him so creepy. He sounds like a child molestor.
        ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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        • #19
          Curiously enough his latest wife just divorced him a month before their child was born. She caught on, too.
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • #20
            I agree 100% with the premise of this thread.

            David Caruso is the hammiest ham in hamdom.

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            • #21
              Ham!

              That's the perfect word for it.

              We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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              • #22
                You could put together a pretty good Horatio Kane drinking game...

                Puts on sunglasses: 1 sip
                Takes off sunglasses: 1 drink
                Puts on, or wears, sunglasses indoors: 1 drink
                Puts on sunglasses at the end of the episode: Chug!

                Squats to review the evidence: 1 drink
                Squats for some other reason: 2 drinks
                Reviews the evidence without squatting: 3 drinks

                Uses an insane phrase: 1 drink
                Take an extra sip for each character present.

                Says 'Miami-Dade': 1 sip

                Pieces together the evidence unnaturally fast: 1 drink
                Take another drink if their lives depend on it. If it's a bomb, take 3 drinks.

                Gets angry: 1 drink
                Gets angry at something that isn't due to lawyers/paperwork/procedure etc: 2 drinks

                Saves the bad guy's life: 1 drink for each person murdered by the bad guy, and 1 drink for each time the bad guy has escaped from prison.

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                • #23
                  Me and my dad used to bet on whether or not he'd put the sunglasses on at the end of the episode.
                  Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!

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                  • #24
                    This thread has very Zylka-esque qualities.

                    Well done

                    I sort of liked him in NYPD, btw.
                    urgh.NSFW

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Az
                      This thread has very Zylka-esque qualities.

                      Well done

                      I sort of liked him in NYPD, btw.

                      But it was very amusing when he left, in a blaze of publicity, for a career on the 'BIG SCREEN'.


                      Which he did with 'Jade'- a film that might have made a passable episode of a t.v. cop show.

                      Oh wait- what did he come from ?


                      I still recall his early days on t.v. playing an Irish street gang member in 'Hill Street Blues'.

                      Gosh and begorrah.
                      Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                      ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                      • #26
                        DC is indeed a ****!

                        My gf loves the CSI franchise but refuses point blank to watch the CSI Miami ones on the sole basis that he is in them...
                        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by MOBIUS
                          DC is indeed a ****!

                          My gf loves the CSI franchise but refuses point blank to watch the CSI Miami ones on the sole basis that he is in them...

                          How does he manage to say things so slowly and deliberately ?


                          I just imagine the other cast members, all slumped over, exhausted, sweating and bored, in high temperatures and higher humidity, waiting for him to say:

                          "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh kkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy."


                          I know it's south of the Mason-Dixon Line and Americans in the Deep South can make monosyllabic words sound like a sentence, but he's extracting the urine!

                          Even blonde hottie gun babe from West Wing can speak faster than him, and she has a mouthful of back bacon, molasses and collard greens.


                          I think Rory Cochrane left because he could hear his arteries hardening every time Caruso's cue came up to speak.


                          Poor Caruso- here he is hogging a photo from luscious pouty Emily Procter:
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                          Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.

                          ...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915

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                          • #28
                            I think everyone hates him.
                            Monkey!!!

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                            • #29
                              The producers did too little to offset the loss of Kim Delaney in the first season. This turned Caruso's character into a local superhero, which is too bad.

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                              • #30
                                He was good in Session 9. Creepy.

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