New Peace Protocol

[Pekka]

It's called PPP, it's my own Peace Protocol.

It states, that if a nation should not sign and commit to use this, their leader is sent to me in a cage fight, bare knuckle no holds barred. If the leader loses, they have to sign, if the leader wins, they can go on about their lives.

Now, everyone should sign or they get their butts whipped pretty seriously.

Assuming everyone signs and starts committing themselves to my protocol, every time they want to do war, they have to negotiate with me. If I disagree, they have ways to go around it. Their leader fights me in cage fight, bare knuckle no holds barred. Lose and go back home and apologize. Win, have your war.

ANd if anyone who signed should break their commitment, every counry must attack that country and kill everyone in it.

Now, these fights will be televised world wide of course, so the leader really has to think how he wants to go with it. YOu want war, but can't fight one dude because of it? You have no passion and you can't have your war. What's one fight next to war? Nothing. So come on old man, put up your fists and cover yourself.

I'd say PPP would be a breakthrough and bring peace globally.

[Pekka]

This is me kicking Bulgaria, for their invading nature.

[Pekka]

this is china wanting to do war with taiwan, but they didn't get the approval, obviously..

[VetLegion]

I have always thought that the simplest way to eliminate warfare would be a universal law that says that all those who want to speak, preach or order others into wars are required to serve in the first line.

This means: if you're president: front line. If you are a member of parliament: front line. If you are a jingoistic newspaper editor: front line.

It's a rather simple law which would have a great effect, I think.

[Pekka]

Here be Myanmar, some commie revolution, didn't happen because their leader was some chess playing loser... but would have ordered deaths of millions of people no doubt, but now you see the chess playing monkey like he is, worthless sissie.

[VetLegion]

The guy in the second pic looks like Mirko "CroCop" Filipovic.

[VetLegion]

It's him!

Go Mirko

[Pekka]

hey good luck for recognizing him, after all being Croatian yourself. Took long enoug, huh?

[Pekka]

Here's US trying to invade Estonia, sent their biggest one to face me, only to end up crying on the floor. (crocop vs bob sapp in k1)

[VetLegion]

Hey first you showed me his butt, I don't really recognize it yet

[VetLegion]

Unfortunately Mirko lost against that crazy Russian bear Fyodor Yelmeyenko or something

He's still a top fighter though, and will probably have a rematch with him.

[Provost Harrison]

Having a funny turn again Pekka?

[Pekka]

Vet, yeah Fedor Emilianenko is his name.. he's a really good heavy weight.. good strikes.. but you know, most people don't survive Fedor.. Mirko did survive him and even though he was losing the fight and lost it, he didn't do THAT bad.. Fedor just had the perfect strategy against him, and you know what, he's fighting again (mirko) against Josh Barnett this month, and I believe he will decapitate Josh.

And hells yeah they'll have a rematch. Crocop is the only one who has given Fedor the run for his money. Still number one contender if you ask me. He just needs few fights more to get some confidence back and them try again.

[Atahualpa]

Here is the first contender:


I want to attack the evil Pekka!!
Ph34r!!

[Sir Og]

Originally posted by Pekka
This is me kicking Bulgaria, for their invading nature.

Bulgaria will be sending it's most popular politician: Boyko Borisov. He used to be cheif of police and now he runs for mayor of Sofia.





Borisov is going to PWN you so bad that you will be like: PLEASE, PLEASE stop hurting me I will only play chess from now on. And he will send you to Veselin Topalov and you are going to be his chessboard wiping beyotch. Maybe sometimes he will let you move a paun for him when he is in a good mood.