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I have this funny joke my wife told me..:
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose; still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his wanger in one pretty hand and his
testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
lowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
Makes ya wonder do we really listen to people around us?
Gramps
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose; still heavily sedated from a difficult,
four hour surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give
him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back
the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his wanger in one pretty hand and his
testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong
with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
lowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very,
very closely...
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
Makes ya wonder do we really listen to people around us?
Gramps
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