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  • #16
    Originally posted by Snotty
    seriously, playing counterstrike today and all I could think about was just how lethal getting shot in the head would be dieing repeatedly in such a graphic manner completly put me off the idea of violence and its consequences

    This guy needs to make a game where you die suddenly and uncontrolably unless you hide in a corner, thats probably got more idea of being published than his idea
    exactly

    if anything, violent video games (and movies and stuff) have given me a greater appreciation for the consequences of real life violence... I know what a 7.62mm round through the skull is going to do to me!!!!!!

    and in counter-strike, it's like, I run around a corner and I get like 3 kills, but then some noob gets a lukcy shot and BOOM HEADSHOT I die...

    so even if I go on a killing rampage, some noob cop is going to get me.... either that or some hax0r...

    and don't even get me started on Day of Defeat Source... that is even harder... sometimes I can kill like 5 straight guys!!! It's like BOOM k98... BOOM k98 BOOOM k98.... BOOM rifle nade BOOOM rifle nade BOOOM k98... but then RATATATATATATA .30 cal MG cuts me down...


    war is hard...

    and in real life there are no respawn points and stuff1!@!
    To us, it is the BEAST.

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    • #17
      C'mon...are you actually saying that all Asians aren't trained from boyhood by Remote Tibetan Llamas in the Touch of Death Technique??!!


      Wait, you're not? All asians share the famous "martial arts" trait, which is their cool part. Otherwise, it's just "ZergrushKEKEKEKE". It's the oe cool thing you've got, and noone even considers you a massmurdering bastards for this ( unlike Germans and Nazis, and French, Spanish and English with colonial era military commanders, and lately, jews and the Israeli Defence Force ).

      SS or Lederhosen?
      FFL or Croissants and Berets?
      Conquistadors or insert mildly amusing and embarassing Spanish national tradition
      IDF or that annoying woman from 'Nanny'?

      I think the answer is clear.

      Koreans, and all other E.Asians, should embrace their martial arts side - even if they don't have it.
      urgh.NSFW

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      • #18
        See, that's the problem. If we East Asians decide to embrace the ZergrushKEKEKEKE aspect of our culture, we become nothing better than the mass murderers according to Jack Thompson.
        B♭3

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Q Cubed
          ZergrushKEKEKEKE
          To us, it is the BEAST.

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          • #20
            And that's precisely why he decided to place an asian character in this role, and can you think of a more asian name than whatshisname Kim? - to stress your venerable tradition of kicking ass in the name of family values/tradition/emperor, instead of pointing our your darker side of violence, and siding with annoying alien scum?

            I think everyone in the asian community owes him a big thank-you. I think he should be made saint by the japanese pope, or something.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Az
              Conquistadors or insert mildly amusing and embarassing Spanish national tradition
              "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
              "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
              "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Az
                And that's precisely why he decided to place an asian character in this role, and can you think of a more asian name than whatshisname Kim? - to stress your venerable tradition of kicking ass in the name of family values/tradition/emperor, instead of pointing our your darker side of violence, and siding with annoying alien scum?

                I think everyone in the asian community owes him a big thank-you. I think he should be made saint by the japanese pope, or something.
                Sounds like whitey apologetics to me. Trying to apologize for whitey, too, while you're at it.

                It's obvious that not only can he not tell the difference between the glorious Asian peoples, he associates us with violence--whether for good (ass-kicking) or for evil (ZOMFG ZERGRUSH). Much like how whitey associates Jews with the vast, global, direction-wing financial banking Illuminatus academia conspiracy, his proposal for a game does nothing but emphasize horrid stereotypes.

                This case is brought into clearer relief by his marked avoidance of the Asian Signature Weapon, the Katana (+2 initiative, +4 damage, +2 speed, +6 style) in a feeble attempt to be "politically correct". Further proof that Thompson is nothing more than a racist pig****er.

                And a hypocrite.
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                • #23
                  Incidentally, Thompson might have a point.

                  I did learn that genocide was a-ok if you need the lebensraum for your people in Civilization.
                  B♭3

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                  • #24
                    Spiffor:
                    Ah, yes, why thank you, though it must be said, that I never seen a case of a man being hit in the nuts, with the man not feeling at least slightly ashamed, without any connection to the profession of said individual.

                    I believe that this isn't a standard part of his job, yes? (although google picsearch would love us to believe otherwise)
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                    • #25
                      It's obvious that not only can he not tell the difference between the glorious Asian peoples, he associates us with violence--whether for good (ass-kicking) or for evil (ZOMFG ZERGRUSH). Much like how whitey associates Jews with the vast, global, direction-wing financial banking Illuminatus academia conspiracy, his proposal for a game does nothing but emphasize horrid stereotypes.


                      I think all you oriental folk must remain more openminded about the consequences of such stereotyping. In my personal experience, many a shiksa fall for my fake Turkish Rolex, and tale of a position in an investment banking conglomerate. That, coupled with the famous jewish sense of humor, and a short story of how I singlehandedly cracked raghterrorist skulls in the sandy, oil rich hills of Israel leaves them at my feet.

                      Maybe what you really need a new class, or how do you people call it? ah, yes, a new caste! Funnymen, and comedians! that's what you really need, and you're really lacking. And no, Jackie Chan, and that guy from 'American Pie', don't count.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #26
                        A tri-weekly webcomic about video games and gamers since 2002!


                        A couple of good ones against him here.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Whoha
                          A tri-weekly webcomic about video games and gamers since 2002!


                          A couple of good ones against him here.

                          Someone posted a screenshot of the Jack Thompson videogame, where you go around sodomizing giraffes and eating paint chips!




                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            I'm all for the game, actually. Sounds cool. It'd be freaking hilarious too. Feel the irony. Think of all the references to that John Grisham movie as you mow down the lawyers.
                            "You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."--General Sir Charles James Napier

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                            • #29
                              Yeah, but he'd have to put up more than $10,000. That's nothing.
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Q Cubed


                                Sounds like whitey apologetics to me. Trying to apologize for whitey, too, while you're at it.

                                It's obvious that not only can he not tell the difference between the glorious Asian peoples, he associates us with violence--whether for good (ass-kicking) or for evil (ZOMFG ZERGRUSH). Much like how whitey associates Jews with the vast, global, direction-wing financial banking Illuminatus academia conspiracy, his proposal for a game does nothing but emphasize horrid stereotypes.

                                This case is brought into clearer relief by his marked avoidance of the Asian Signature Weapon, the Katana (+2 initiative, +4 damage, +2 speed, +6 style) in a feeble attempt to be "politically correct". Further proof that Thompson is nothing more than a racist pig****er.

                                And a hypocrite.
                                Jesus, get over this antiwhite thing! I don't know why he'd choose Osaki Kim and I don't care! It doesn't make me think any less of Asians or make me associate anything negative with them. Calling a white person "whitey" to attempt to ridicule that person isn't going to help you since there are a lot of white people reading your racist comments.
                                I no longer use this account.

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