yeah, they are ugly, and they are going to have ugly children...
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Dear Blog Diary,
When I read Barry's first email to me, I just fell in love. However, he took weeks making small talk on IM before he finally worked up the nerve and asked me out to our first webinar. Our first Christmas he bought me a new a DSL modem to replace my dialup modem. -- he said love shouldn't be delayed by latency and "outside interference". He's so romantic. As usual for Barry, he ordered the super saver shipping on Amazon. Oh he knows how to balance a quickenbook.
And let me tell you, dear reader, this man is a tiger! He just brushed aside my encryption one day and demanded that I accept his inbound connection! I think he left a hash mark on my RSA 128 bit soft token! My goodness, I remember that my virtual motherbot, had warned me about men like this, but I couldn't resist. I accepted his connection and realized, a little too late, that I had not activated the proper protection on my pc in time.
Moments later a pop-up ad informed me that I was expecting. I was able to confirm that with Google Doctor later in the day. Well Barry wanted to do everything all official like. He contacted the search engine people and filed the proper paperwork to make an honest woman out of me. I would have preferred meeting him in person at this point, but Barry is one to follow protocol.
Our honeymoon was so enjoyable as we initiated chat session after chat session with people around the world. Some of them were able to point their webcam out of their window for us. Unfortunately, Barry had to cut the honeymoon short as his Blackberry was just totally interrupting our fun. Work. Sigh.
So, we are expecting our little mini-pod anyday now. I can't wait to start spamming everyone about how cute the new addition will be. Oh the memories that I have posted at my ofoto site.
YishaHaven't been here for ages....
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You guys should watch the episode of Pure Pwnage where the star (Jeremy) meets his girlfriend on Worlds of Warcraft.
They don't know how to communicate in person so they have to get online to talk to each other.
PS sorry to break the streak ofWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln
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Remember, these people are the future of our species.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
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