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  • #16
    Vet, your weak trolling attempt fails miserably. The minute you admit you have once met a russian person and they were at least human, this is where it all goes downhill for you.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
    THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • #17
      Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough



      Definitely not only a Croatian trait
      "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
      "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
      "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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      • #18
        Originally posted by VetLegion
        You are still very similar.


        Right. Any you are just like the Swedes, only they are more macho and you are the famous girly men of the north. Common knowledge.

        And if you ask someone "hey good man, where is Finland?", they point to their butt. Not my fault, but they do.
        "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
        "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
        "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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        • #19
          "Mama thinks that whenever you get sick it's because you didn't eat enough"

          Croatia must be close to Italia.
          "Wait a minute..this isn''t FAUX dive, it's just a DIVE!"
          "...Mangy dog staggering about, looking vainly for a place to die."
          "sauna stories? There are no 'sauna stories'.. I mean.. sauna is sauna. You do by the laws of sauna." -P.

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          • #20
            A number of the things in the OP are true about Bulgaria too. But there is nothing strange about that.
            Quendelie axan!

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            • #21
              Italia is close to Croatia.

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              • #22
                Cevapcici (sp?)
                CSPA

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by VetLegion


                  I do however with disgust repulse any comparisons with the Greeks . We're far more civilized and advanced than them
                  "Developing economy" is more accurate a nice way to say underdeveloped

                  And you're simply Yugoslavians farting 5 degrees to the east doesnt qualify you as a separate spicies

                  some funny things on the list btw
                  Last edited by Bereta_Eder; October 12, 2005, 11:53.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Pekka
                    If you ask where's Croatia, no one even makes the effort to point their butt, they just don't register it at all, or the ones who wanted to know says, "they didn't tell me".


                    so true

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                    • #25
                      Funny, I've got absolutely nothing in common with Croatians. Not even a single point I could agree to. Besides, there seem to be very few croatians in croatia even if this point is to be true:
                      You are the only kid in your class who doesn't get to sleep in on Saturdays because of "Hrvatska Skola"
                      The other kids?

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                      • #26
                        That's why I think an immigrant in Australia or US wrote it. They have "Croatian chools" there where they go on Saturdays or Sundays to learn Croatian language and stuff.

                        Not even a single point I could agree to


                        What, your parents gave you the Birds and Bees speach? I thought that was not common at all. Takes fun out of experimenting, don't you think?

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Bereta_Eder


                          "Developing economy" is more accurate a nice way to say underdeveloped
                          Riiiiight, at least we don't live on EU handouts like Greece does. Not that we wouldn't, but the bastards don't give us any

                          And you're simply Yugoslavians


                          And you're barbarian turko-slavish mongrels who have nothing in common with the ancient Greeks

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                          • #28
                            BTW Rakjia must be Raki

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                            • #29
                              Rakija is a spirit and the name of it is of Turkish origin I think. 25-40% Alcohol.

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by VetLegion
                                What, your parents gave you the Birds and Bees speach? I thought that was not common at all. Takes fun out of experimenting, don't you think?
                                Nah, it was serious talking

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