*twitch* ...thank God these people aren't in the gene pool.

[Flubber]

Originally posted by child of Thor
[shudder]
I caught something about this the other night on late night channel4. My gf and me had to switch over after watching a 'granddad' show off his pride and joy - he'd even rigged it in a pully system from his bedroom ceiling(hanging by its neck!) for 'ease of access' [vomit!]. the worst thing was this 'doll' of his was dressed like a primary school girl...it was very disturbing

The pulley thing doesn't disturb me since it just is a masturbation toy. Now if the guy is getting off on a strangulation fantasy thats a different matter.

The primary schoolgirl think is a bit sicky as well but if it was like a cheerleader outfit he could be fantasizing about the NFL variety

[KrazyHorse]

How the hell can you tell the difference between primary school girl and secondary school girl?

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
I saw a "Ken doll" in an American post order catalogue, which a woman could place at the passenger seat of her car to keep road hijackers away.

They have cop dolll here to help police traffic without actually having to have a cop present -- by the time you notice that it's a cop doll and not a real cop you've already stopped at the red light or slowed to a safe speed or whatever.

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Flubber
Now if the guy is getting off on a strangulation fantasy thats a different matter.

Doesn't really bother me what fantasy somebody gets off to. It's when they actually start strangling people that I get a bit concerned.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by loinburger

They have cop dolll here to help police traffic without actually having to have a cop present -- by the time you notice that it's a cop doll and not a real cop you've already stopped at the red light or slowed to a safe speed or whatever.

[loinburger]

They're especially effective at those construction merges where people wait until the last minute and then cut in, so long as they switch in a real cop every now and again to keep people on their toes.

[KrazyHorse]

I hate those ****ers. I was in one of those when the guy 2 cars ahead of me pulled out to stop some ******* who was zooming up the lane about to be lost. He then drove forward at the same pace traffic was going.

I could see the face of the driver behind him. Quite satisfying.

[Dr Strangelove]

The local police used to post squad cars with dolls in them near the mall, but someone swiped the cars so they stoped.

None of the models displayed on the website looked like they could be considered prepubertal, so I don't think that the manufacturer of the dolls could be considered to be pandering to pedophiles.

[Dinner]

Old news. There have been several threads about the real doll in the past.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Flubber
They could be spending 6500 bucks on real life company with a prostitute. Generally whatever makes folks happy and doesn't hurt anyone else should be fine.

Personally I don't see the point but hey whatever floats your boat

Supposedly the state certified cat houses down in TJ go for $30-$40 per pop so that $6500 would lst them a while. Better yet why not just work out, keep the $6500, and learn to develop meaningful relationships with girls? It's not that hard to get laid if that's all they want though it is a challange to find a soul mate.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by loinburger

They have cop dolll here to help police traffic without actually having to have a cop present -- by the time you notice that it's a cop doll and not a real cop you've already stopped at the red light or slowed to a safe speed or whatever.

Can you have sex with the cop doll?

[Drake Tungsten]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
How the hell can you tell the difference between primary school girl and secondary school girl?

If there's grass on the field...

[KrazyHorse]

A lot of girls go hairless nowadays, though.

That's why I always ask for a photo ID

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Ted Striker

Can you have sex with the cop doll?

Yes, but you can only **** them in the ass.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
A lot of girls go hairless nowadays, though.

That's so you feel slightly naughty even if your banging a 30 year old.