Apolyton Fantasy Football Thread

[Berzerker]

For both leagues

Results/standings after week 5 in Poly II, would someone in league I make a habit of posting your results to keep the rest of us up to date?

1. Berzerkers 4-1-0 .800 716.50 W-1
2. Lincoln's Pockets 4-1-0 .800 712.88 L-1
3. Dwarf Tossers 4-1-0 .800 602.03 W-3
4. Naked Sasquatches 3-2-0 .600 567.73 W-1
5. Ramsey's Benchwarmer 3-2-0 .600 548.05 W-2
6. Chitown Cavalry 3-2-0 .600 542.86 L-1
7. Cardiff Dragons 2-3-0 .400 661.69 L-2
8. City Hobgoblins 2-3-0 .400 597.92 L-1
9. Kreigsgewitter 2-3-0 .400 555.44 W-1
10. Fighting Emus 2-3-0 .400 484.69 W-2
11. Deviations 1-4-0 .200 577.65 L-4
12. Vegas Skull Munchers 0-5-0 .000 421.25 L-5


Lincoln's Pockets 122.30 Final
Berzerkers 149.84

City Hobgoblins 83.69 Final
Ramsey's Benchwarmer 112.66

Deviations 100.29 Final
Dwarf Tossers 121.40

Cardiff Dragons 142.93 Final
Naked Sasquatches 145.21

Fighting Emus 102.63 Final
Chitown Cavalry 102.45

Vegas Skull Munchers 82.75 Final
Kreigsgewitter 141.34

Week 5 saw a couple heartbreaking losses for the Dragons and Cavalry as well as the fall of the undefeated Pockets. And let it be known that Dissident has been awol for about every game

[Berzerker]

Week 6 results for Poly II

Naked Sasquatches 130.38 Final
Berzerkers 91.44

Lincoln's Pockets 120.96 Final
Ramsey's Benchwarmer 125.52

City Hobgoblins 147.21 Final
Dwarf Tossers 123.79

Vegas Skull Munchers 108.72 Final
Deviations 77.64

Cardiff Dragons 156.51 Final
Chitown Cavalry 141.11

Fighting Emus 105.92 Final
Kreigsgewitter 108.51

1. Lincoln's Pockets 4-2-0 .667 833.84 L-2
2. Berzerkers 4-2-0 .667 807.94 L-1
3. Dwarf Tossers 4-2-0 .667 725.82 L-1
4. Naked Sasquatches 4-2-0 .667 698.11 W-2
5. Ramsey's Benchwarmer 4-2-0 .667 673.57 W-3
6. Cardiff Dragons 3-3-0 .500 818.20 W-1
7. City Hobgoblins 3-3-0 .500 745.13 W-1
8. Chitown Cavalry 3-3-0 .500 683.97 L-2
9. Kreigsgewitter 3-3-0 .500 663.95 W-2
10. Fighting Emus 2-4-0 .333 590.61 L-1
11. Deviations 1-5-0 .167 655.29 L-5
12. Vegas Skull Munchers 1-5-0 .167 529.97 W-1

Well well well, the unmanned Skull munchers won their first match. And I took a serious beating and would have lost to the munchers too.

Hey League 1, post your results!

[gjramsey]

League 1 results

The Kuci Kyllers 118.48
The Razor's Edge 111.76

Kyrandia Dragonhawks 149.04
Amsterdam Afros 98.75

Dons Commie Knockers 171.31
The Priapic Love Wow 64.25

The Next Big Thing 106.39
The Spaced Cowboys 136.44

Rock Creek Rowdies 119.99
Mountain Goats 113.00

Georgia Rednecks 128.83
Fresno Freakers 96.76

and now the standings!

1. Dons Commie Knockers 6-0-0 1.000 792.11 W-6
2. The Kuci Kyllers 5-1-0 .833 765.34 W-2
3. Mountain Goats 4-2-0 .667 753.42 L-1
4. The Spaced Cowboys 3-3-0 .500 722.68 W-2
5. Rock Creek Rowdies 3-3-0 .500 713.51 W-2
6. Kyrandia Dragonhawks 3-3-0 .500 707.12 W-1
7. The Razor's Edge 3-3-0 .500 661.35 L-2
8. The Priapic Love Wow 3-3-0 .500 602.88 L-2
9. Amsterdam Afros 2-4-0 .333 648.25 L-2
10. Georgia Rednecks 2-4-0 .333 628.12 W-1
11. Fresno Freakers 1-5-0 .167 782.99 L-1
12. The Next Big Thing 1-5-0 .167 638.92 L-5

[SlowwHand]

I want to file a tampering charge against Lincoln's Pockets.

So far, I have no validity to my charge, but I'll keep working on it.

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Well well well, the unmanned Skull munchers won their first match. And I took a serious beating and would have lost to the munchers too.

God that sucked. There were a few games at the beginning that I would have won if I had been against almost any team other than the one I was...now my team really is just that bad. Happens when your top two draft picks disappear and your recievers run hot and cold (hot, of course, only when benched...)

[Donegeal]

Originally posted by gjramsey
Dons Commie Knockers 171.31
The Priapic Love Wow 64.25

Hmm... 100 point club. Nice.

1. Dons Commie Knockers 6-0-0 1.000 792.11 W-6
2. The Kuci Kyllers 5-1-0 .833 765.34 W-2
3. Mountain Goats 4-2-0 .667 753.42 L-1
4. The Spaced Cowboys 3-3-0 .500 722.68 W-2
5. Rock Creek Rowdies 3-3-0 .500 713.51 W-2
6. Kyrandia Dragonhawks 3-3-0 .500 707.12 W-1
7. The Razor's Edge 3-3-0 .500 661.35 L-2
8. The Priapic Love Wow 3-3-0 .500 602.88 L-2
9. Amsterdam Afros 2-4-0 .333 648.25 L-2
10. Georgia Rednecks 2-4-0 .333 628.12 W-1
11. Fresno Freakers 1-5-0 .167 782.99 L-1
12. The Next Big Thing 1-5-0 .167 638.92 L-5

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!! ... er, I mean me.

[Berzerker]

Week 7 results for league II, someone please post the results for league I

Chitown Cavalry 144.99 Final
Berzerkers 152.15

Naked Sasquatches 78.16 Final
Ramsey's Benchwarmer 86.39

Lincoln's Pockets 117.81 Final
Dwarf Tossers 106.97

City Hobgoblins 115.10 Final
Deviations 122.16

Cardiff Dragons 97.99 Final
Kreigsgewitter 140.27

Vegas Skull Munchers 80.31 Final
Fighting Emus 126.35

tough loss Chitown

1. Berzerkers 5-2-0 .714 960.09 W-1
2. Lincoln's Pockets 5-2-0 .714 951.65 W-1
3. Ramsey's Benchwarmer 5-2-0 .714 759.96 W-4
4. Dwarf Tossers 4-3-0 .571 832.79 L-2
5. Kreigsgewitter 4-3-0 .571 804.22 W-3
6. Naked Sasquatches 4-3-0 .571 776.27 L-1
7. Cardiff Dragons 3-4-0 .429 916.19 L-1
8. City Hobgoblins 3-4-0 .429 860.23 L-1
9. Chitown Cavalry 3-4-0 .429 828.96 L-3
10. Fighting Emus 3-4-0 .429 716.96 W-1
11. Deviations 2-5-0 .286 777.45 W-1
12. Vegas Skull Munchers 1-6-0 .143 610.28 L-1

Looks like the 2 leagues have different scoring systems, sorry, thought me and Zopper got that squared away,

[Zopperoni]

Mountain Goats
133.55 Final
Amsterdam Afros
144.60
*
Kyrandia Dragonhawks
129.94 Final
The Priapic Love Wow
125.50
*
Dons Commie Knockers
126.45 Final
The Razor's Edge
131.62
*
The Kuci Kyllers
117.50 Final
The Spaced Cowboys
97.49
*
Rock Creek Rowdies
128.16 Final
Fresno Freakers
112.71
*
The Next Big Thing
94.09 Final
Georgia Rednecks
112.49




1. Dons Commie Knockers 6-1-0 .857 918.56 L-1
2. The Kuci Kyllers 6-1-0 .857 882.84 W-3
3. Mountain Goats 4-3-0 .571 886.97 L-2
4. Rock Creek Rowdies 4-3-0 .571 841.67 W-3
5. Kyrandia Dragonhawks 4-3-0 .571 837.06 W-2
6. The Razor's Edge 4-3-0 .571 792.97 W-1
7. The Spaced Cowboys 3-4-0 .429 820.17 L-1
8. Amsterdam Afros 3-4-0 .429 792.85 W-1
9. Georgia Rednecks 3-4-0 .429 740.61 W-2
10. The Priapic Love Wow 3-4-0 .429 728.38 L-3
11. Fresno Freakers 1-6-0 .143 895.70 L-2
12. The Next Big Thing 1-6-0 .143 733.01 L-6

[Berzerker]

Oops, the scoring looks better now. I was looking at last weeks results for you guys.

Some really close matches this week

[Zopperoni]

Definitely... Jaguar was unlucky to face me in a hot week though. I got over 36 points from LaMont Jordan alone

[Berzerker]

yup, I think both of my FFZ opponents had Jordan

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by Zopperoni
Definitely... Jaguar was unlucky to face me in a hot week though. I got over 36 points from LaMont Jordan alone

We're both weakened until McNabb gets back in gear. (When McNabb suffers, TO suffers.) This time around, your lower picks stepped it up and mine didn't.

Fortunately I've got an easy game against Duke o' York next. He's lost Duckett and Crumpler to bye weeks, and Ahman Green and possibly Randy Moss as well to injuries.

[Berzerker]

Week 8 results

Kreigsgwitter 55.00 Final
Berzerker 108.47

Chitown Cavalry 138.78 Final
Ramsey's Benchwarmer 135.07

Naked Sasquatches 115.76 Final
Dwarf Tossers 131.54

Lincoln's Pockets 118.14 Final
Deviations 185.45

Vegas Skull Munchers 88.71 Final
City Hobgoblins 102.84

Cardiff Dragons 123.98 Final
Fighting Emus 111.31

4 close ones, lucky me, and wow, what a monster week for the Deviations. Congrats!

1. Berzerkers 6-2-0 .750 1065.06 W-2
2. Lincoln's Pockets 5-3-0 .625 1069.79 L-1
3. Dwarf Tossers 5-3-0 .625 964.33 W-1
4. Ramsey's Benchwarmer 5-3-0 .625 895.03 L-1
5. Cardiff Dragons 4-4-0 .500 1040.17 W-1
6. Chitown Cavalry 4-4-0 .500 967.74 W-1
7. City Hobgoblins 4-4-0 .500 963.07 W-1
8. Naked Sasquatches 4-4-0 .500 892.03 L-2
9. Kreigsgewitter 4-4-0 .500 859.22 L-1
10. Deviations 3-5-0 .375 962.90 W-2
11. Fighting Emus 3-5-0 .375 828.27 L-1
12. Vegas Skull Munchers 1-7-0 .125 698.99 L-2

Good news, Dis is back

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Originally posted by Berzerker
4 close ones, lucky me, and wow, what a monster week for the Deviations. Congrats!

All I had to do was give up on them.

Yay! A few more weeks like that, and I'll just miss the playoffs.......

[gjramsey]

For league I:

Kyrandia Dragonhawks 108.11
The Razor's Edge 125.17

Fresno Freakers 138.44
Amsterdam Afros 142.59

Mountain Goats 146.34
The Priapic Love Wow 59.52

Dons Commie Knockers 92.51
The Spaced Cowboys 173.53

The Next Big Thing 79.79
The Kuci Kyllers 67.69

Rock Creek Rowdies 155.70
Georgia Rednecks 105.66

And now, the standings!

1. Dons Commie Knockers 6-2-0 .750 1011.07 L-2
2. The Kuci Kyllers 6-2-0 .750 949.08 L-1
3. Mountain Goats 5-3-0 .625 1033.31 W-1
4. Rock Creek Rowdies 5-3-0 .625 997.37 W-4
5. The Razor's Edge 5-3-0 .625 918.14 W-2
6. The Spaced Cowboys 4-4-0 .500 993.70 W-1
7. Kyrandia Dragonhawks 4-4-0 .500 945.17 L-1
8. Amsterdam Afros 4-4-0 .500 935.44 W-2
9. Georgia Rednecks 3-5-0 .375 846.27 L-1
10. The Priapic Love Wow 3-5-0 .375 787.90 L-4
11. The Next Big Thing 2-6-0 .250 812.80 W-1
12. Fresno Freakers 1-7-0 .125 1034.14 L-3