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I've been thinking lately, that I need to make million dollars. I've said my official goals in life are to make million dollars (at least) and get an invitation to one of them parties at Playboy Mansion. I figure I need to make the million first... (hey, I'm realist). With my superior genes, I feel like once I get to the party, I can also hook up with a bunny, no sweat.
SO.. million dollar ideas are welcome. Let's cut to the chase, if you come up with the million dollar idea and I make it, I give you half.
The basic idea is to have a fun and easy way doing it. It must be a crazy idea.. crazy enough for it to actually work. I'm not looking to set up an honest business and work hard. Just a crazy idea. I have figured out few today, but they're not that good really, but you get the idea of what I 'm trying to do here, so you can contribute.
Examples:
1) Insult phone. It would cost, say, 100 euros per call, and it would be international, you could call where ever you are and the 100 euros would be charged automatically. I would then proceed to insult you as I see fit. I might even just hang up to piss you off and not say anything, or perhaps just 'FU you got screwed'. I figure I could get AT LEAST 1000 calls around the world, I mean that's totally doable, and I would make 100k just shouting at people. Gain some publicity, and I'd be sure to make the million. Enough publicity, and I'd set up new prices, 100 euros for me to just hang up on you, 500 euros for one minute of insults, 1000 euros for 5 minutes of insults, including insults to your mother. 2000 euros and I CALL YOU and insult you when I feel like it for a week with very loud voice and extreme prejudice.
When this insult phone gets big enough, I might even expand from sadist to masochist, where you can insult me instead. Feel like letting some steam out? COME ON, I dare you to **** me up! It wouldn't be popular, but easy job, and I only need 1000 calls around the world to make 100k..
2) Beating service. This would only work in Japan. You pay me and I'll kick your ass. Several modes and categories. Waivers. You want to be pushed around and insulted? 500 euros and you get 10 minutes of your worse schoolyard bullying. 1000 euros, and I'll push you over, spit on your face and kick you. 5000 euros and I'll punch your face in and beat you silly into a bloody pulp. I figure I'd get enough customers in Japan to make the million bucks.
3) Charity. Donate money to me, and I'll give half to good target. When I get the million, I'll go and donate the other million to people in need, and take a camera with me so you see how the money got around. No administration, no stock markets, no bureocracy, 50% of the donation goes directly into good hands guaranteed. Better percentage than most charities can give you.
4) Gambling. Give me money. I need 500k. With the 500k, I'll go to Las Vegas, and put it all on black, take camera with me so you can see what happened.
things like this.. these aren't very good, but go on, give me some ideas!
SO.. million dollar ideas are welcome. Let's cut to the chase, if you come up with the million dollar idea and I make it, I give you half.
The basic idea is to have a fun and easy way doing it. It must be a crazy idea.. crazy enough for it to actually work. I'm not looking to set up an honest business and work hard. Just a crazy idea. I have figured out few today, but they're not that good really, but you get the idea of what I 'm trying to do here, so you can contribute.
Examples:
1) Insult phone. It would cost, say, 100 euros per call, and it would be international, you could call where ever you are and the 100 euros would be charged automatically. I would then proceed to insult you as I see fit. I might even just hang up to piss you off and not say anything, or perhaps just 'FU you got screwed'. I figure I could get AT LEAST 1000 calls around the world, I mean that's totally doable, and I would make 100k just shouting at people. Gain some publicity, and I'd be sure to make the million. Enough publicity, and I'd set up new prices, 100 euros for me to just hang up on you, 500 euros for one minute of insults, 1000 euros for 5 minutes of insults, including insults to your mother. 2000 euros and I CALL YOU and insult you when I feel like it for a week with very loud voice and extreme prejudice.
When this insult phone gets big enough, I might even expand from sadist to masochist, where you can insult me instead. Feel like letting some steam out? COME ON, I dare you to **** me up! It wouldn't be popular, but easy job, and I only need 1000 calls around the world to make 100k..
2) Beating service. This would only work in Japan. You pay me and I'll kick your ass. Several modes and categories. Waivers. You want to be pushed around and insulted? 500 euros and you get 10 minutes of your worse schoolyard bullying. 1000 euros, and I'll push you over, spit on your face and kick you. 5000 euros and I'll punch your face in and beat you silly into a bloody pulp. I figure I'd get enough customers in Japan to make the million bucks.
3) Charity. Donate money to me, and I'll give half to good target. When I get the million, I'll go and donate the other million to people in need, and take a camera with me so you see how the money got around. No administration, no stock markets, no bureocracy, 50% of the donation goes directly into good hands guaranteed. Better percentage than most charities can give you.
4) Gambling. Give me money. I need 500k. With the 500k, I'll go to Las Vegas, and put it all on black, take camera with me so you can see what happened.
things like this.. these aren't very good, but go on, give me some ideas!
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