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  • IgNobel Prizes

    I personally find these more fascinating than the real thing http://www.improb.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html

    Highlights include:

    PHYSICS: John Mainstone and the late Thomas Parnell of the University of Queensland, Australia, for patiently conducting an experiment that began in the year 1927 -- in which a glob of congealed black tar has been slowly, slowly dripping through a funnel, at a rate of approximately one drop every nine years.
    PEACE: Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of Newcastle University, in the U.K., for electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie "Star Wars."
    CHEMISTRY: Edward Cussler of the University of Minnesota and Brian Gettelfinger of the University of Minnesota and the University of Wisconsin, for conducting a careful experiment to settle the longstanding scientific question: can people swim faster in syrup or in water?
    FLUID DYNAMICS: Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University Bremen, Germany and the University of Oulu , Finland; and Jozsef Gal of Loránd Eötvös University, Hungary, for using basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh -- Calculations on Avian Defaecation."

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    What about a pooping giraffe? The internal hydrodynamics is probably regulated differently than that of a defecating penguin. Further research in this important area is imperative!
    The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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    • #3
      You forgot Medicine: Neuticles - silicon implants to make neutered pets look like they still have testicles.
      “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

      ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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      • #4
        All missed the best :
        LITERATURE: The Internet entrepreneurs of Nigeria, for creating and then using e-mail to distribute a bold series of short stories, thus introducing millions of readers to a cast of rich characters -- General Sani Abacha, Mrs. Mariam Sanni Abacha, Barrister Jon A Mbeki Esq., and others -- each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled and which they would like to share with the kind person who assists them.
        Its fun they also mention which attended the ceremony.
        A lot of them did (not Nigerian entrepreneur though )

        Actually I checked and the Ig Nobel are prestigious enough now that at least one from each team except the Nigerians was present, except this one guy who couldn't get a visa and even had a video acceptance speech!
        Last edited by Lul Thyme; October 7, 2005, 19:38.

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        • #5
          Physics at its best

          Here is a picture from the physics experiment.
          Look at the paper on the right :
          Attached Files

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          • #6
            You know some of these experiments or papers are funny when you read their description but most are actually somewhat to pretty interesting.

            They are probably near the average importance and interest of most papers in their respective field, but they stand out because of their peculiar subject for the layman.

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            • #7
              I tried to access the one about swimming in syrup but you have to pay.
              A few of these articles were interesting.
              Couldn't resist, sorry :
              Attached Files

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              • #8
                As someone who has done research science you wonder what they wrote on their grant applications

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                • #9
                  Love the conclusion from the penguin article :
                  Wheter the bird deliberately chooses the direction into which it decides to expel its faeces or wheter this depends on the direction from which the wind blows at the time of evacuation are questions that need to be addressed or another expedition to Antartica.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Physics at its best

                    Originally posted by Lul Thyme
                    Here is a picture from the physics experiment.
                    Look at the paper on the right :
                    It's quite amasing that they have kept that piece of paper for that long.
                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lul Thyme
                      Love the conclusion from the penguin article :
                      Wheter the bird deliberately chooses the direction into which it decides to expel its faeces or wheter this depends on the direction from which the wind blows at the time of evacuation are questions that need to be addressed or another expedition to Antartica.


                      Hilarious


                      And about the people who attended the ceremony - here is to not taking oneself too seriously

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                      • #12
                        My favourite is this:

                        ECONOMICS: Gauri Nanda of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, for inventing an alarm clock that runs away and hides, repeatedly, thus ensuring that people DO get out of bed, and thus theoretically adding many productive hours to the workday.

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                        • #13
                          I need that

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                          • #14
                            That is a fantastic idea...I want one
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #15
                              Re: Physics at its best

                              Originally posted by Lul Thyme
                              Here is a picture from the physics experiment.
                              Look at the paper on the right :
                              I don't care what you say, that's pretty fricking cool. I imagine this stuff standing in this room in the basement of the physics dept., and this guy going in to check on it once a month.

                              ****ing awesome
                              urgh.NSFW

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