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Today I made my first decent kill of the week outside computer games.
I killed a mouse. I was at my dads house and basically there were few mice running wild somewhere. They were so fast though, that you could never catch thme or see them, but you could see from the mess that it's mice alright.. like this one time, the trash had been turned (inside the trash can), and we knew it would be a mouse. So, set the trap next to the trash can, and make the route so that the mouse goes directly to the trap, sniffing the .. glorious piece of cake and *WHAM!* YOU'RE DEAD BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GREEDY!
I'm not sure if we broke his neck, bit this little fellow didn't suffer the crush of head and brains like my trap is set to do. You see, I like crushing the skull. But the bugger had gone little too far with his head so it did the ordinary and cranked the neck and squezed it's throat.
It was kind of nasty because I had to take it off the trap and well, it was stuck in it. I had to swing it with a stick, and it made this *CLOP* sound but it wouldn't just let go of the trap. Finally, I swung hard and it bounced off of the trap. I'm glad it understood, even though being dead, that he can't have any cake.
It was well reserved individual.. actually it look quite cute to be honest. But it had to die. And the next one won't have their head uncrushed either. I'm learning every day how to be more efficient and brutal.. I'm thinking of a trap, that would penetrate the face of the mouse, like a spike that would come swinging forward. And in advanced model, one spike would come from the backside also, and the spikes would meet in between. Get the mouse in that .. make a mouse rack.
We'll see.
I killed a mouse. I was at my dads house and basically there were few mice running wild somewhere. They were so fast though, that you could never catch thme or see them, but you could see from the mess that it's mice alright.. like this one time, the trash had been turned (inside the trash can), and we knew it would be a mouse. So, set the trap next to the trash can, and make the route so that the mouse goes directly to the trap, sniffing the .. glorious piece of cake and *WHAM!* YOU'RE DEAD BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GREEDY!
I'm not sure if we broke his neck, bit this little fellow didn't suffer the crush of head and brains like my trap is set to do. You see, I like crushing the skull. But the bugger had gone little too far with his head so it did the ordinary and cranked the neck and squezed it's throat.
It was kind of nasty because I had to take it off the trap and well, it was stuck in it. I had to swing it with a stick, and it made this *CLOP* sound but it wouldn't just let go of the trap. Finally, I swung hard and it bounced off of the trap. I'm glad it understood, even though being dead, that he can't have any cake.
It was well reserved individual.. actually it look quite cute to be honest. But it had to die. And the next one won't have their head uncrushed either. I'm learning every day how to be more efficient and brutal.. I'm thinking of a trap, that would penetrate the face of the mouse, like a spike that would come swinging forward. And in advanced model, one spike would come from the backside also, and the spikes would meet in between. Get the mouse in that .. make a mouse rack.
We'll see.
really? Where did you get that machine? Sounds like a wonderful invention.. sadistic, but definitely weird and .. well, fun.
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