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    Well, we did it. We passed that stupid, "right to murder" law, which says that if you feel threatened, you can initiate the use of deadly force without attempting to flee. Now anyone can claim self-defense for murder, and the state has the burden of proving that the killer didn't actually feel threatened.

    Idiots.
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    "It's pure, unadulterated politics," Mr. Bush said last week of the Brady Campaign's tactics. "Shame on them."
    I always find it incredibly funny when politicians accuse their opponents of practising politics.

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      "STOP OPPRESSING ME!!" screams Pot.

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        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #5
          I should be able to steal stuff too... if I feel vulnerable without it.
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6
            Re: My Stupid State, part XII

            Originally posted by chegitz guevara


            Well, we did it. We passed that stupid, "right to murder" law, which says that if you feel threatened, you can initiate the use of deadly force without attempting to flee. Now anyone can claim self-defense for murder, and the state has the burden of proving that the killer didn't actually feel threatened.

            Idiots.

            Sounds like a good loophole that racists can use to get away with hate crimes.

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              Re: Re: My Stupid State, part XII

              Originally posted by Odin



              Sounds like a good loophole that racists can use to get away with hate crimes.
              Well of course! Just pull out statistics showing that proprtionally, more blacks commit violent crimes than whites, and then use that to justify killing the next black man that you feel was a threat to you.



              We're talking about feelings here, and everyone is entitled to their feelings people -- don't you guys ever watch Dr. Phil?
              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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              • #8
                Woot ... now I need to move to Fla so I can murder my enemies and get away with it
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                • #9
                  just got to get your enemies to move there to


                  or at least vacation there
                  Monkey!!!

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                    woot! Hysteria being promoted by gun control advocates!
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by DinoDoc
                      woot! Hysteria being promoted by gun control advocates!
                      Unbelievable -- you really don't think there is any danger in allowing people to legally kill someone the mere pretext that the person had a gut feeling the other was a threat?

                      Man, you really should go to a mechanic shop or something to get your give-a-**** thingy fixed ASAP.
                      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Japher
                        I should be able to steal stuff too... if I feel vulnerable without it.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
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                        • #13
                          I still say this is the perfect chance for Militant Gay activists. They should go to some deep part of the panhandle and start kissing. When some *******s come and threaten them, open up.

                          I would love to see the right handle that.
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                            I cannot remember the title of the Robert Heinlein story that actually took this to the extreme - but it will pay not to yell and be in people's faces in Florida from here on in. Do not get in a fight with your spouse when you have good life insurance and things are not good. Civility at the muzzle of a hangun.
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                              Originally posted by GePap
                              I still say this is the perfect chance for Militant Gay activists. They should go to some deep part of the panhandle and start kissing. When some *******s come and threaten them, open up.

                              I would love to see the right handle that.

                              That wouldn't be very Christian of me to do that though.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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