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  • #1

    What would you do...

    It doesn't matter if you're an atheist, or if you have different religious background.. so what woud you do..

    ..if God came to you and said "do not believe in me. I am not real. This is my wish. Ta-ta!"...

    .. SO would you stop believing in God, or would you just outright not do his wish and not pay any attention to the commands?

    If you're an atheist, would you now start believing or say 'I knew it! I was right!'. ...

    What would you do?
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    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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  • #2
    You are really weird.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #3
      Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      You are really weird.

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      • #4
        Well you tell me what to do in this situation!

        You'd think, hmm.. well.. this is a test if I can obey his commands and not believe in him! But God sees through your heart, you're not non-believer anymore. YOu believe even stronger... so you burn in hell for it.

        Or what if Jesus came right after that and said "don't listen to him. My father has been weird the last few days. Just ignore what he said, your salvation is through me. Any questions?"

        'Yes Jesus, I know that according to my beliefs my salvation is through you, but I also think God is bigger than you, so that's like trying to please the middle man and piss off the boss, how's that gonna help me?'

        "Good question son. But we are real... GO AWAY HOLY GHOST! YOU FREAK! .. sorry about that.. you know we are really one .. the whole holy trinity thing?"

        'So Jesus you are telling me you're schizo?'

        "BLASPHEMY! IN the last 10 seconds you stopped believing in my father and then you spout those disgusting things? WORMS IN YOUR MOUTH!"

        'Forgive me! SO what is your wish, I will obey!'

        "Okay Son... My COMMAND is that you ignore my father when he comes with these things and you listen to me"

        'is this some kind of a sick joke?'

        "Yes.. it is. Ta-ta!"

        Now after this. What do you do now!?
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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        • #5
          You aren't disproving my statement.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #6
            This is hypothetical scenario of course.. just put yourself into this situation and think what you would do. And even though answering 'I'd check my medication' would be absolutely hilarious, it's the wrong answer and you would burn in hell for it.
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by chegitz guevara
              You aren't disproving my statement.

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              • #8
                I'd ask my roommate how much LSD I'd been taking.
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                • #9
                  Your refusals to face this situation is stupid. It's just what if situations..

                  If this happened to you, and you'd ignore the whole thing.. guess what.. that's right.. the flames the flames..
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pekka
                    Your refusals to face this situation is stupid. It's just what if situations..

                    If this happened to you, and you'd ignore the whole thing.. guess what.. that's right.. the flames the flames..
                    I'd assume it was Satan.

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                    • #11
                      Hmm.. that's a good one. I like your way of dealing it. However, your assumption could be wrong since Jesus said it was a sick joke... so it just might be that.. maybe they have like a lottery.. you know The Soul Lottery, where they randomly select some folks every now and then, and they'll play this trick on them, and they make betting rounds to see who turns out doing the right thing and who goes to hell?

                      Or maybe God is just the one who holds The Soul Lottery from teh request of people in heaven and angels, because they wanted more entertainment. There could be prices like... total euforia for a week straight.. or perhaps you could throw few thunderbolts where you want to and not get punished for it.. stuff like that.. Could happen, we wouldn't know about it, would we?
                      In da butt.
                      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                      • #12
                        And God created me in some sense and gave me the ability to write and imagine things, and God knows all that is, so God knows I posted this thread. Maybe he wanted ya'll to think about this. Maybe.. just maybe this might be the truth, even though I'm only making this up? WHO KNOWS! And if so.... what the hell is The Soul Lottery?!??!
                        In da butt.
                        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                        THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                        "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                        • #13
                          You're lacking serious passion in your OP.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #14
                            Oh let me share a tear here.. I'm so moved by your cross trolling. Go to the original thread if you want to talk about passion. Unless you want to talk about THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST of course..!

                            Died for our sins.



                            .. and is now a prankster...

                            .. in this scenario.
                            In da butt.
                            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                            • #15
                              I want to talk about the passion of creating spam threads like this.
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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