Because recruitment is going so well...

[Q Classic]

http://www.1800goguard.com/music.html

I'm sure this'll be just as effective a recruitment tool as that America's Army game was...

Who thinks up this ****? I thought drugs weren't allowed in the forces?

[MrFun]

Drugs are fine in the military -- it's the more dangerous idea of including loyal patriotic gays and lesbians in our military forces that would weaken us.

[duke o' york]

Drugs may well be banned in the military, but they're sure as hell not in advertising agencies (apart from Ming ).

[DRoseDARs]

"Get FREE music from iTunes: Click here now!"

So I clicked it...

"Alert: The connection was refused when attempting to contact servedby.advertising.com."

Firefox with Adblock



Also thought this was cute:

100% Tuition Assistance, $20,000 Student Loan Repayment, and up to $10,000 Enlistment Bonus.

It’s called serving your community part-time while getting great benefits.

• Money For College
• Career Training
• Leadership Skills
• Plus FREE Music

Promotion is valid through October 15, 2005, while supplies last.

Could they be making a stealthy, witty criticism of President Bush and his policies? Nah, probably giving them too much credit...

[Zopperoni]

You'd almost think that the National Guard was run by Nigerians.

[Q Classic]

Honestly, hand over my information for a piddly 3 songs from iTunes? They'd better be damn good songs...

[Richelieu]

Do you need more excitement in your life?
What could be more exciting than driving 60 MPH in a 60-ton tank or squeezing off rounds from an M-16? Or how about immersing yourself in the culture of one of the more than 80 countries in which Guard members currently serve? The truth is, very few organizations can amp up your life experience like the Army National Guard.

[DRoseDARs]

What could be more exciting? Not being shot at. Not being dehumanized by your superior officer. Not seeing your best buddies getting arms and legs blown off. Not eating MREs. Going to Nevada's brothels where our hookers are disease-free and won't steal your kidneys while you sleep.